HelenB
@helsbels2525.bsky.social
Hello...erm, I'll get back to you
Right, that's it, I won't rest until I buy myself the schools and colleges one as a belated bday present!
New wall clock - thank you ! @hiddenbritain.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Right, that's it, I won't rest until I buy myself the schools and colleges one as a belated bday present!
Here they are, all the lads. Not pictured was a silent Red Kite, somewhat mocking me. It doesn't count for the #biggardenbirdwatch as I was walking but lovely to hear them.
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Here they are, all the lads. Not pictured was a silent Red Kite, somewhat mocking me. It doesn't count for the #biggardenbirdwatch as I was walking but lovely to hear them.
There's a part of my brain that when I walk past my birthday bits (yes they're still up a week or so later), thinks "who is that for?"
January 24, 2026 at 11:28 AM
There's a part of my brain that when I walk past my birthday bits (yes they're still up a week or so later), thinks "who is that for?"
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
Dutch Calculator.
If you put Dutch in front of any word, it becomes a euphemism. Go on, try it.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Dutch Calculator.
50 doesn't look too bad, does it?
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
50 doesn't look too bad, does it?
youtube.com/watch?v=qjMt... Somehow, I'm 50...
Sweep - It's My Birthday!
YouTube video by Michael
youtube.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=qjMt... Somehow, I'm 50...
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Soundgarden, Wolverhampton Civic Hall, 1994 (I think)
Soundgarden, Wolverhampton Civic Hall, 1994 (I think)
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Soundgarden, Wolverhampton Civic Hall, 1994 (I think)
Soundgarden, Wolverhampton Civic Hall, 1994 (I think)
No new pictures, where are you mentally
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally
Absolute f*ckers....reported and blocked. Ironic that this arrived today on the 2nd anniversary of me Mum popping off.
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Absolute f*ckers....reported and blocked. Ironic that this arrived today on the 2nd anniversary of me Mum popping off.
Back once again to mid-90s Manchester for this one. Lad at the Union bar: "You're delicious, can I pummel you until morning?"
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Back once again to mid-90s Manchester for this one. Lad at the Union bar: "You're delicious, can I pummel you until morning?"
I assume it was an insult, but it might not have been...whilst at Uni I was out, walking up Deansgate and a lad shouted after me "Oi! Mandy Dingle!"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I assume it was an insult, but it might not have been...whilst at Uni I was out, walking up Deansgate and a lad shouted after me "Oi! Mandy Dingle!"
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party
Reposted by HelenB
Enjoying this guy’s twelve month speed run through the stages of fame, and he’s already approaching Norma Desmond status
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Enjoying this guy’s twelve month speed run through the stages of fame, and he’s already approaching Norma Desmond status
Is that Richard Gere?
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Is that Richard Gere?
Very much enjoying #BOD and the wonderful Derek Griffiths tonight...and as I was born 3 weeks after the first broadcast, Bod could possibly be seen as some sort of portent. Oh, and I'll have Banana
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Very much enjoying #BOD and the wonderful Derek Griffiths tonight...and as I was born 3 weeks after the first broadcast, Bod could possibly be seen as some sort of portent. Oh, and I'll have Banana
Share your mood for the weekend
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Share your mood for the weekend
Although I'm so old and tired, I got the wrong year....I should have put
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Although I'm so old and tired, I got the wrong year....I should have put
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Interesting....
Interesting....
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Interesting....
Interesting....
*Adds to Christmas playlist that is now quite frankly ridiculous in length*
I know you love Christmas songs. Have another one.
Ken Barrie, Christmas Pudding Song, Postman Pat
YouTube video by bondbrookebond
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
*Adds to Christmas playlist that is now quite frankly ridiculous in length*
Reposted by HelenB
Badenoch is - and it’s important to choose the right words which complement her mindset and statement - a fucking bellend
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Badenoch is - and it’s important to choose the right words which complement her mindset and statement - a fucking bellend