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Joe
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Not a Phantom but definitely a Menace.

Star Wars nerd. Dad. Miami Heat. Ice Cats 🏆🏆. Braves. Dolphins Unfortunately. Lions for Vibes
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Cher lol
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
War pigs on the Grammys what a time
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Ozzie tribute hell ya
February 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Billie said Fuck Ice tho live on CBS she aight
Golden was song of the year and it ain't close. Award shows are meaningless
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Golden was song of the year and it ain't close. Award shows are meaningless
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Everybody wanna be Bobrovsky now huh. No goalie fight in 3 years now Swaymin and Vasilevsky wanna be cool like Bobby.
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Heat take 2 out of 3 from the Bulls. Will now head home for a short 1 game series against th Hawks.
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Making his 1st NBA All-Star appearance... Norman Powell of the Heat.

Drafted as the 46th pick in 2015 out of UCLA, Powell is averaging 23.0 PPG, 3.7 RPG and 2.6 APG for the Heat this season.
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Norm Powell. All Star.
February 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Boston @ Tampa outdoor game? Who am I supposed to cheer for the Refs? Disgusting.
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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one obama era hire, one trump 1st term hire, both served thru biden's run. fully trained for years. kind of a massive flaw in the argument that dems can restrain and retrain the gestapo and reform it.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Thank you Carlos Alcaraz.
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Welp. At least we have the Olympics to look forward to.
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The Cats are not making my evening very joyful right now
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Reunited with The Kenosha Kickers 🥺
Catherine O’Hara (1952-2026) and John Candy (1950-1994) on the set of “Home Alone” (1990).
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Lmao this rules
Joe Flacco has been added to AFC roster for Pro Bowl.

His first career Pro Bowl selection.
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I don't know if anyone loves basketball as much as this dude.
I asked KD, who is currently 6th all-time in scoring, if he thinks he could catch Kareem and end up 2nd. (I did the math to show him what he needs)
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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new: Minnesota Timberwolves chaplain and activist Matt Moberg FaceTimed me from an ICE blanketed parking lot about his empathy for Anthony Edwards, Wemby's provocative statement about the Spurs, and the value (if any) of athletes speaking out.

we ended early because ICE tried to arrest his mom.
Q&A: The Minnesota Timberwolves chaplain who wants NBA stars to melt ICE without slipping
Matt Moberg's righteous fury with Donald Trump's immigration crackdown went viral. But he preaches empathy for the NBA stars figuring out how to stand for others without losing themselves.
eyeblack.beehiiv.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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there's this new dynamic where the DOJ cannot win in court and is (relatedly) incapable of meeting the minimum threshold of professional legal conduct, and so an increasing percentage of its actions are purely for intimidation and content
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
He's really gonna beat Sinner after not having to win a single set in the last 2 rounds lol. Fuckin hate this guy.
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 PM
What a stupid stupid game
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM