Matt 🦃
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They chopped down this tree recently
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They chopped down this tree recently
Wemby out, the NBA Cup lights are too bright
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Wemby out, the NBA Cup lights are too bright
The Hurt Locker (2008)
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The Hurt Locker (2008)
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Average American Thanksgiving: President declares total ban on immigration, calls an esteemed democratic governor a slur, and then goes on TV to talk about Somalis like animals when asked about a mass shooting by a former child soldier and member of a CIA associated death squad.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Average American Thanksgiving: President declares total ban on immigration, calls an esteemed democratic governor a slur, and then goes on TV to talk about Somalis like animals when asked about a mass shooting by a former child soldier and member of a CIA associated death squad.
I think that's the first time a long snapper has spoken on national television
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I think that's the first time a long snapper has spoken on national television
T minus twelve hours until I see a Christmas themed edit of the events at a Utah college this fall
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
T minus twelve hours until I see a Christmas themed edit of the events at a Utah college this fall
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Going to an outdoor 8 pm game in November on a holiday and your team plays like this I would not make it home
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Going to an outdoor 8 pm game in November on a holiday and your team plays like this I would not make it home
The relative responsible for dinner being at 8 today is going to see their Christmas gift slashed in value
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The relative responsible for dinner being at 8 today is going to see their Christmas gift slashed in value
Don Draper would've loved the clip of him meditating being used in an ad about lying to your family
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Don Draper would've loved the clip of him meditating being used in an ad about lying to your family
Mile high salute to Javonte Williams
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Mile high salute to Javonte Williams
How do you say "why does he look like that" in Arabic
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How do you say "why does he look like that" in Arabic
The kill bill double feature is also this
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The kill bill double feature is also this
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I can’t even bear the thought of the Nuggets losing their NBA Cup game on Friday
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I can’t even bear the thought of the Nuggets losing their NBA Cup game on Friday
This is what it feels like to hit 40 mph in a descent
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is what it feels like to hit 40 mph in a descent
Feels like the fourth time they've aired it this year
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN (1976) — 10:15 pm ET — 2h 18m
(TCM Spotlight: Poltical Thrillers)
Dustin Hoffman, Robert Redford, Jack Warden; directed by Alan J. Pakula
Two Washington Post reporters investigate the Watergate break-in that ended Nixon's presidency.
#TCM #TCMParty
(TCM Spotlight: Poltical Thrillers)
Dustin Hoffman, Robert Redford, Jack Warden; directed by Alan J. Pakula
Two Washington Post reporters investigate the Watergate break-in that ended Nixon's presidency.
#TCM #TCMParty
All the President's Men (1976)
www.tcm.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Feels like the fourth time they've aired it this year
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has he tried jacking off
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
has he tried jacking off
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Every year is weird in its own distributional way but "all of the teams are the same, except for Colorado, who have the mandate of heaven"
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Every year is weird in its own distributional way but "all of the teams are the same, except for Colorado, who have the mandate of heaven"
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Most lop-sided game of the season so far. It's already five-zip.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Most lop-sided game of the season so far. It's already five-zip.
I don't like the fun fact altitude just showed because it reminded me that Zach Parise was on the Avs
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don't like the fun fact altitude just showed because it reminded me that Zach Parise was on the Avs
You can't be wearing your chin strap like that Parker Kelly
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You can't be wearing your chin strap like that Parker Kelly
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Ivan Ivan with the Assist Assist
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ivan Ivan with the Assist Assist
Avs may never lose again
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Avs may never lose again