Matt 🦃
@hbomatts.bsky.social
The first time I saw this poster I thought "wow he looks just like me"
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The first time I saw this poster I thought "wow he looks just like me"
It's really hard to activate hand warmers in a dignified manner
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's really hard to activate hand warmers in a dignified manner
At 170 years old it was almost old enough to be president
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
At 170 years old it was almost old enough to be president
The Hurt Locker (2008)
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The Hurt Locker (2008)
How do you say "why does he look like that" in Arabic
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How do you say "why does he look like that" in Arabic
This is what it feels like to hit 40 mph in a descent
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is what it feels like to hit 40 mph in a descent
It's because I didn't brake until the stoplight
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It's because I didn't brake until the stoplight
Wow I almost didn't recognize him
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wow I almost didn't recognize him
"and one day when they've punished you enough, they'll serve you salmon and potato salad, make speeches, give you a medal, pat you on the back and tell you all is forgiven. Just remember, it won't be for you, it'll be for them"
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"and one day when they've punished you enough, they'll serve you salmon and potato salad, make speeches, give you a medal, pat you on the back and tell you all is forgiven. Just remember, it won't be for you, it'll be for them"
I have some suggestions for the new Rush Hour premier
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have some suggestions for the new Rush Hour premier
Could I interest you in a geopolitically charged group instead
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Could I interest you in a geopolitically charged group instead
Don't really want to wade into a Star Wars argument but
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Don't really want to wade into a Star Wars argument but
When a child asks why the giant pop tart is going into the giant toaster at the end of a bowl game
![[stills from The Prince of Egypt, pharaoh speaking to Moses]
Panel 1: (pharoah speaking) Moses, sometimes for the greater good...
Panel 2: ...sacrifices must be made
Panel 4: (Moses responds) "Sacrifices?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:svcld2gdfmsbnybhkjoyj6j5/bafkreih7zdg7dbujsiyr33fmtdtqh7l34o52bfym2fdmq25s327bc2s74e@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When a child asks why the giant pop tart is going into the giant toaster at the end of a bowl game
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM