@harmlesscryptid.bsky.social
I'm just a little weirdo who likes a little bit of everything. You'll see anything from cybersecurity to shitposts on here.
Welcome to my little corner of chaos.
Welcome to my little corner of chaos.
People desperate for some kind of answers will look for signs in everything. Like the way the wax melts on a candle or the way a bird flew away when they got too close. Sometimes things are just random and they are ignoring signs that are blatantly out in the open. Like that no parking anytime sign.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
People desperate for some kind of answers will look for signs in everything. Like the way the wax melts on a candle or the way a bird flew away when they got too close. Sometimes things are just random and they are ignoring signs that are blatantly out in the open. Like that no parking anytime sign.
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Me when I try to politely tell my friends to leave their toxic relationships behind.
There's healing elsewhere. Go find it.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me when I try to politely tell my friends to leave their toxic relationships behind.
There’s a pot of coffee calling my name. (My coffee maker beeps when it’s done.)
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There’s a pot of coffee calling my name. (My coffee maker beeps when it’s done.)
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
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Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
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Toad opened his present from Frog. It was a beautiful new clock.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Toad opened his present from Frog. It was a beautiful new clock.
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Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown
The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown
The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown
The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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boss: (pointing to motivational poster) this is why i work
me: that is me crying
boss: haha yeah
me: that is me crying
boss: haha yeah
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
boss: (pointing to motivational poster) this is why i work
me: that is me crying
boss: haha yeah
me: that is me crying
boss: haha yeah
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Not food-related but important news! Congrats to the newest inductees to the National Toy Hall of Fame (right here in beautiful Rochester, NY) for 2025:
-Trivial Pursuit
-Battleship
-Slime
-Trivial Pursuit
-Battleship
-Slime
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Not food-related but important news! Congrats to the newest inductees to the National Toy Hall of Fame (right here in beautiful Rochester, NY) for 2025:
-Trivial Pursuit
-Battleship
-Slime
-Trivial Pursuit
-Battleship
-Slime
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Hey can you do me a favor and transform with me to be a larger boss monster? Yeah the hero is coming so can we use our magic to become greater than the sum of our parts? Could you invite a few friends too? I don't want to fight them by myself. I would really appreciate it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hey can you do me a favor and transform with me to be a larger boss monster? Yeah the hero is coming so can we use our magic to become greater than the sum of our parts? Could you invite a few friends too? I don't want to fight them by myself. I would really appreciate it.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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A long snooze would fix me, I think. Or like a hot tub soak. I don’t have access to a hot tub so a snooze it is.
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A long snooze would fix me, I think. Or like a hot tub soak. I don’t have access to a hot tub so a snooze it is.
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Felt cute, might delete later
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Felt cute, might delete later
(Radio announcer voice) This week has been brought to you by - Absolute Bullshit. Absolute Bullshit, you’ve never seen such audacity.
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
(Radio announcer voice) This week has been brought to you by - Absolute Bullshit. Absolute Bullshit, you’ve never seen such audacity.
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Playing DND with 9 year
olds comes in two flavors
1. Trying to find ways to
resolve things and make the Zombie our friend
2. Doing things that are
recognized as war crimes
olds comes in two flavors
1. Trying to find ways to
resolve things and make the Zombie our friend
2. Doing things that are
recognized as war crimes
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Playing DND with 9 year
olds comes in two flavors
1. Trying to find ways to
resolve things and make the Zombie our friend
2. Doing things that are
recognized as war crimes
olds comes in two flavors
1. Trying to find ways to
resolve things and make the Zombie our friend
2. Doing things that are
recognized as war crimes
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what do you mean it’s Thursday. surely yesterday was Saturday.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
what do you mean it’s Thursday. surely yesterday was Saturday.
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It's fun when a song's call to dance involves preparatory steps not ordinarily involved in the process of dancing. "Get up, get down" is straightforward – perhaps it's directed at people who are currently sitting? – while "open the door, get on the floor" raises several questions.
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's fun when a song's call to dance involves preparatory steps not ordinarily involved in the process of dancing. "Get up, get down" is straightforward – perhaps it's directed at people who are currently sitting? – while "open the door, get on the floor" raises several questions.
Today is a day to incoherently scream into a pillow. Or into the void. Either works
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Today is a day to incoherently scream into a pillow. Or into the void. Either works
The amount of people on Reddit who touch mysterious objects found on the ground/in strange places with their bare hands is honestly astounding.
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The amount of people on Reddit who touch mysterious objects found on the ground/in strange places with their bare hands is honestly astounding.
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![@tweetsbyrocket
me: tell my gf I love her down
murderer: [sighs] write her number
me: ok but text, she hates talking on the phone
murderer: oh for sure, same
@YuriannaM replied: I know this is hypothetical, but consider not giving your girlfriend's phone number to a murderer if it comes up IRL rocket
@tweetsbyrocket replied to her: that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time im being murdered](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreifqbamohnigo4m3ybtzu3cw5wfkn7ctgh7ft7rqda63a6eb242kda@jpeg)
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:) <- normal smiley. you know her
::) <- well well, another pair of eyes. metaphorically bug.
}::) <- the representation complicates! a crown, or antennae.
0}::) <- And now, we can even add a halo. It has ascended.
::) <- well well, another pair of eyes. metaphorically bug.
}::) <- the representation complicates! a crown, or antennae.
0}::) <- And now, we can even add a halo. It has ascended.
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
:) <- normal smiley. you know her
::) <- well well, another pair of eyes. metaphorically bug.
}::) <- the representation complicates! a crown, or antennae.
0}::) <- And now, we can even add a halo. It has ascended.
::) <- well well, another pair of eyes. metaphorically bug.
}::) <- the representation complicates! a crown, or antennae.
0}::) <- And now, we can even add a halo. It has ascended.
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business idea it’s called Alamo Cathouse and it’s alamo drafthouse for cats. they get treats and look out the window.
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
business idea it’s called Alamo Cathouse and it’s alamo drafthouse for cats. they get treats and look out the window.