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@hammond.bsky.social
the instrument of a superior design
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As the guy who pays all the protestors, bonuses for an audible “Fuck ICE” chant at the Seahawks game, we just approved the budget for it
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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All due respect lady you go to hell
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
congrats to @rava.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
in crunch time the team blessed by the pope decided it needed a hail mary, makes perfect sense
he ran straight backwards like someone playing madden for the first time and it worked. what the hell man
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
@natetice.bsky.social colby parkinson vindication
January 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Attempting to explain AO3
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Seth “Freakin” Claus
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@qbklass.bsky.social daiyan “two hands” henley
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
back when i had free time i blogged about this exact point. they’re theories of legal interpretation purpose built to make scotus the only body capable of divining the right answer to constitutional and statutory questions

https://ballsandstrikes.org/legal-culture/judges-are-terrible-historians/
again, it is just arrogance. “there is one true meaning of the constitution and it can only be derived by a special caste of lawyers with a special interpretative lens and once discovered it is binding.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
the argument for bama not making the playoffs is not “bama lost a third game”

the argument for bama not making the playoffs is “bama lost a third game, in which they had negative goddamn rushing yards”
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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it's time to be worse
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social is there a version of tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture but instead of the cannons it’s that field goal donk you play sometimes on streamyard
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
year 6 or 7 of “tidal doesn’t do a spotify wrapped type beat so i have to make a subjective year-end top-whatever songs and albums list”

2k25 songs

25. sugar in the tank - julien baker, torres
24. 24 gospel - navy blue (feat. earl sweatshirt)
23. i want to sound like a ghost - champion trees
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
hogwarts
hogwarts tech
hogwarts state
hogwarts a&m
western hogwarts
hogwarts southern
university of hogwarts - hogsmeade
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@reckless.bsky.social am i reading too much into this or has bob iger decided to wage the next front of espn’s war on youtube tv through a softball interview on the mnf manningcast
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
Unfortunately today’s politics basically make it impossible to become a senator without being a bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
me golfing
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM