PAWG Faced Gremlin
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Treat the US government and ICE claims like you'd treat a Russian government claim after they've shot down an airliner or bombed a hospital. America 2026.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Treat the US government and ICE claims like you'd treat a Russian government claim after they've shot down an airliner or bombed a hospital. America 2026.
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January 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.
March 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.
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I feel like Anthony Keidis came up with today’s Connections
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I feel like Anthony Keidis came up with today’s Connections
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i would like a job where i have no responsibilities or expectations but i do have subpoena power
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
i would like a job where i have no responsibilities or expectations but i do have subpoena power
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Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
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Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
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I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
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Some love for the O-line 🌹
Indiana center Pat Coogan is the Rose Bowl offensive MVP.
Indiana center Pat Coogan is the Rose Bowl offensive MVP.
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Some love for the O-line 🌹
Indiana center Pat Coogan is the Rose Bowl offensive MVP.
Indiana center Pat Coogan is the Rose Bowl offensive MVP.
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It would be difficult to convey to anyone who didn't live through the '90s how big of a cultural signifier the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil was
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
It would be difficult to convey to anyone who didn't live through the '90s how big of a cultural signifier the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil was
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How many points is Michael Irvin's stance here
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
How many points is Michael Irvin's stance here
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Isiah Whitlock Jr, best known for his role as Clay Davis on “The Wire,” has died. He was 71
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
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December 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Isiah Whitlock Jr, best known for his role as Clay Davis on “The Wire,” has died. He was 71
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YTV Commercials 2000s List August, 2, 2024 #1 : 465s
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
YTV Commercials 2000s List August, 2, 2024 #1 : 465s
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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Long snappers are the unsung heroes of the special teams unit - all the attention goes to the punters and kickers, long snappers need love too
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Long snappers are the unsung heroes of the special teams unit - all the attention goes to the punters and kickers, long snappers need love too
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You look like a walking thyroid
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You look like a walking thyroid
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
— IDLES, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm”
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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I did like that old Andy Rooney piece about zippers they ran instead.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I did like that old Andy Rooney piece about zippers they ran instead.