Aloof wife (loud)
@halfshiksa.bsky.social
Former: gymnast
Current: writer in tech
Future: sassy Jewish ghost
Current: writer in tech
Future: sassy Jewish ghost
Pinned
No, I wasn’t raised by wolves. Wolves understand loyalty and foster a sense of belonging.
This impulsive moron has our nuke codes
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This impulsive moron has our nuke codes
The pride I feel as a funny person watching a Jewish comedian be the leader of the free world
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The pride I feel as a funny person watching a Jewish comedian be the leader of the free world
I just asked Siri when Hanukkah is in case you were wondering who the worlds worst tribesperson is
December 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I just asked Siri when Hanukkah is in case you were wondering who the worlds worst tribesperson is
If you wanna give a content designer nightmares, ask them to define use of pronouns in content
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you wanna give a content designer nightmares, ask them to define use of pronouns in content
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
Good at business president 🫠
Trump says he doesn't know why America can't achieve 25 percent annual economic growth
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Good at business president 🫠
“Wow, still didn’t give your mom grandkids and you hate cooking, I see. Looks like you’ve gained a little too, you sure that isn’t a perimenopause baby?”
Nah, I’m good
Nah, I’m good
If I need someone to tell me I’m a huge disappointment, my mother is still alive.
If I need someone to speculate as to whether I’m gay, I think I’ve got a high school reunion next year.
If I need someone to complain about the shows on tv, I can do that myself.
If I need someone to speculate as to whether I’m gay, I think I’ve got a high school reunion next year.
If I need someone to complain about the shows on tv, I can do that myself.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Wow, still didn’t give your mom grandkids and you hate cooking, I see. Looks like you’ve gained a little too, you sure that isn’t a perimenopause baby?”
Nah, I’m good
Nah, I’m good
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Um
Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Um
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Jared Kushner offers Vladimir Putin a 51% stake in Warner Bros.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Jared Kushner offers Vladimir Putin a 51% stake in Warner Bros.
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This is so perfect. No one have any doubts at this point about what Elon Musk really represents.
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is so perfect. No one have any doubts at this point about what Elon Musk really represents.
In 1998 I couldn’t decide on which raffle ticket I wanted and ended up giving my bars and vault coach the winning ticket for a 1996 mag 7 leo signed by the entire team and that decision still haunts me.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
In 1998 I couldn’t decide on which raffle ticket I wanted and ended up giving my bars and vault coach the winning ticket for a 1996 mag 7 leo signed by the entire team and that decision still haunts me.
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
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This is about as evil as it gets
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland.
Full Report: lataco.com/daily-memo-d...
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland.
Full Report: lataco.com/daily-memo-d...
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them ~ L.A. TACO
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland, with most of the focus in Oran...
lataco.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is about as evil as it gets
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
"Without their ballots, Trump wouldn’t be president. And if they turn against him, his party will be out of power." Why is he attacking them? ICYMI @saletan.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4pkjMWj
Trump Bites the Hand That Voted for Him
He couldn’t have won in 2024 without naturalized Americans—yet now he’s threatening their citizenship status.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Hold on…
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hold on…
Me and the lads at the shareholder meeting for the media conglom I bought that I don’t know how to run
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Me and the lads at the shareholder meeting for the media conglom I bought that I don’t know how to run
There’s something poetic about Tr*mp helping fellow failson David Ellison buy up media empires just to not know how to run them and watch the investment turn into sand. Together we can ruin more!
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There’s something poetic about Tr*mp helping fellow failson David Ellison buy up media empires just to not know how to run them and watch the investment turn into sand. Together we can ruin more!
@reshetz.bsky.social it’s not much, but Bear insists on donating every week to @dzygaspaw.com because he just wants her to notice him in the cafeteria and he thinks everyone should be safe and free
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@reshetz.bsky.social it’s not much, but Bear insists on donating every week to @dzygaspaw.com because he just wants her to notice him in the cafeteria and he thinks everyone should be safe and free
Telling me as a Jewish person I should be blindly rooting for a genocidal maniac because he’s Jewish is such a goddamned insult to anyone who lost family to Hitler or Stalin
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu asked Israel’s president on Sunday to pardon him in his long-running corruption trial, a request that the president, Isaac Herzog, called “extraordinary” and that critics said would run counter to the rule of law.
Netanyahu Asks Israel’s President to Pardon Him in Corruption Cases
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu made the contentious appeal weeks after President Trump had made the same request to the Israeli president.
nyti.ms
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Telling me as a Jewish person I should be blindly rooting for a genocidal maniac because he’s Jewish is such a goddamned insult to anyone who lost family to Hitler or Stalin
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
Hi, I’m Leo in seat 23F. I’d just like a word…
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hi, I’m Leo in seat 23F. I’d just like a word…
Ukraine again modeling how a functional democracy works while we squander ours
⚡️BREAKING: Zelensky's chief of staff Yermak resigns amid major corruption scandal.
Andriy Yermak, head of the President's Office, submitted his resignation following searches by the National Anti-Corruption Bureau (NABU) at his premises earlier on Nov. 28, President Volodymyr Zelensky announced.
Andriy Yermak, head of the President's Office, submitted his resignation following searches by the National Anti-Corruption Bureau (NABU) at his premises earlier on Nov. 28, President Volodymyr Zelensky announced.
BREAKING: Zelensky's chief of staff Yermak resigns amid Ukraine's biggest corruption scandal
Andriy Yermak, head of the President's Office, submitted his resignation following searches by the National Anti-Corruption Bureau (NABU) at his premises earlier on Nov. 28, President Volodymyr Zelens...
kyivindependent.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ukraine again modeling how a functional democracy works while we squander ours
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There are multiple strains of economic boycott happening now, including #weaintbuyingit and #blackoutthesystem -- sharing for awareness. Our money has power.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There are multiple strains of economic boycott happening now, including #weaintbuyingit and #blackoutthesystem -- sharing for awareness. Our money has power.
Oh wow, Thanksgiving dog farts are next level
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Oh wow, Thanksgiving dog farts are next level