Guy Thoughts
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Guy Thoughts
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Listen, I didn't ask for my opinions either.
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It feels like Friday and it’s not even close
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
They say you get what you give so I gave in to you
They say you get what you give so I gave up
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
They say you get what you give so I gave up
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Ruin a band name by changing one letter:

Teether
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

VCR
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Breed
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Lenny Kravitz getting out of hand
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
All my friends say I'm a pretty OK dude.
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Gross. And what is it implied he would do about his irresistible urges? Big "When you're a star, they let you do it" energy. Predator mindset.
A remarkably large portion of American elites, even among the supposedly progressive and moderate ones, actually seems to not-so-secretly entertain fantasies of Imperial Grandeur.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Seeing a lot of "petard" content today. Indeed, a petard is a small breaching charge, a type of explosive used to fell a wall, dam, or similar. In the saying, it may be interpreted as a metaphor for flatulence. So being "hoist" (raised up) by one's own petard is to be high on your own farts.
I didn't know this, but according to Penn Jillette on a podcast from a year ago or so back, "hoist by your own petard" is actually Olde English for "exploded by your own bomb."
January 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Some people don't want their taxes funding abortion, well I don't want my tax dollars funding ICE murders.
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Rain came fast, hard & loud
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Incandescent.
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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just so deeply angry right now
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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After some reflection it seems I haven't actually said anything new for months. I just keep finding more obscure ways to say "I'm so fucking mad".
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Off-topic but what if I can't leave job bc of my x (where x = healthcare)
if you can’t leave x bc of your job, a place where ai is actively taking the clothes off of children, what exactly is your job and how does being on x reflect positively on it
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I dunno if you can tell but I am not handling returning to work after the holiday particularly well
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I'm only eating my feelings because they taste so good
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It's now the new year and there are no more excuses :(
what do you MEAN I'm supposed to do work now, isn't everyone off until the new year
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Yes I just deleted a reply out of shame over a typo.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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*watches movie*
*plays on phone*
*misses scene*
*rewinds*
*plays on phone*
*misses scene*
*rewinds*
*plays on phone*
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
[Me after a month-old post gets one repost and four likes]: I knew it; I knew this post had legs
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Just gonna nod off for a quick evening nap before I have to wake up to get ready for bed.
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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At this time of year, I'm more cookie than human.
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM