Guillaume
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Chaque soir: Tente de conquérir le monde. Le reste du temps: MCF (Paris).
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Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.
TIME Magazine Reveals Special Edition Pokémon 30th Anniversary Covers.
TIME Magazine Reveals Special Edition Pokémon 30th Anniversary Covers
Ho-oh my
www.nintendolife.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.
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🇨🇭 Suisse: un mémorial dédié aux victimes de l'incendie de Crans-Montana, qui a fait 41 morts lors de la nuit du Nouvel An dans cette station de ski, a lui-même pris feu tôt dimanche, a annoncé la police locale.
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
🇨🇭 Suisse: un mémorial dédié aux victimes de l'incendie de Crans-Montana, qui a fait 41 morts lors de la nuit du Nouvel An dans cette station de ski, a lui-même pris feu tôt dimanche, a annoncé la police locale.
Je découvre, 100 ans après tout le monde, le groupement d'onglets dans le navigateur. Je revis 😅
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Je découvre, 100 ans après tout le monde, le groupement d'onglets dans le navigateur. Je revis 😅
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Je viens de me faire gauler à planquer frontières, jd News et VA derrière Voici.
Avec un jeune homme qui a crié « va falloir vous y faire madame, la vraie droite sera au pouvoir » et une dame âgée qui a crié « jamais ».
Je peux animer mariages, communions et bar mitzvah.
Avec un jeune homme qui a crié « va falloir vous y faire madame, la vraie droite sera au pouvoir » et une dame âgée qui a crié « jamais ».
Je peux animer mariages, communions et bar mitzvah.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Je viens de me faire gauler à planquer frontières, jd News et VA derrière Voici.
Avec un jeune homme qui a crié « va falloir vous y faire madame, la vraie droite sera au pouvoir » et une dame âgée qui a crié « jamais ».
Je peux animer mariages, communions et bar mitzvah.
Avec un jeune homme qui a crié « va falloir vous y faire madame, la vraie droite sera au pouvoir » et une dame âgée qui a crié « jamais ».
Je peux animer mariages, communions et bar mitzvah.
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Bielle-Biarrey stars as France outplay Ireland to lay down a Six Nations marker
Bielle-Biarrey stars as France outplay Ireland to lay down a Six Nations marker
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France 36-14 Ireland
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Bielle-Biarrey scores twice in dazzling display
The Six Nations is under way and already a couple of things are crystal clear. It is going to take a seriously good team to beat France in Paris in this year’s championship and watching them attack is already a genuine treat. Ireland were not so much beaten as outplayed by opponents who will be even more dangerous with a dry ball at their disposal.
Never mind the argument about brief in-game adverts during ITV’s coverage. Irish fans would probably have preferred a total 80-minute blackout or, failing that, an entire evening of cookery programming. Instead those back at home had to watch the visitors being repeatedly sliced and diced by apparently ravenous hosts. Talk about eating your greens. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Bielle-Biarrey stars as France outplay Ireland to lay down a Six Nations marker
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An unsourced paragraph in Wikipedia is even funnier.
“Math ? I only do weird abstract fancy goblin gay math. Not the real world applied math you might need. Sorry”
“Math ? I only do weird abstract fancy goblin gay math. Not the real world applied math you might need. Sorry”
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
An unsourced paragraph in Wikipedia is even funnier.
“Math ? I only do weird abstract fancy goblin gay math. Not the real world applied math you might need. Sorry”
“Math ? I only do weird abstract fancy goblin gay math. Not the real world applied math you might need. Sorry”
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ok wow. in 2020, as a former tech journalist, i had a large twitter account, so i asked elon musk to comment on why he had been photographed with ghislaine maxwell and whether the rumors jeffrey epstein had toured space x were true
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 AM
ok wow. in 2020, as a former tech journalist, i had a large twitter account, so i asked elon musk to comment on why he had been photographed with ghislaine maxwell and whether the rumors jeffrey epstein had toured space x were true
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ClickHole article from yesterday that came true in 24 hours. clickhole.com/reversing-st...
Reversing Strategies: President Trump Is Now Urgently Reminding Everyone That He Is In The Epstein Files To Distract From ICE Murdering U.S. Citizens
clickhole.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
ClickHole article from yesterday that came true in 24 hours. clickhole.com/reversing-st...
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🇺🇸 Luigi Mangione, suspecté du meurtre du patron du plus gros groupe d'assurance santé américain à New York en 2024, ne pourra pas être condamné à la peine de mort, a décidé une juge fédérale vendredi ⤵️
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 PM
🇺🇸 Luigi Mangione, suspecté du meurtre du patron du plus gros groupe d'assurance santé américain à New York en 2024, ne pourra pas être condamné à la peine de mort, a décidé une juge fédérale vendredi ⤵️
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Y'all, his AI girlfriend is a feminist and broke up with him
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Y'all, his AI girlfriend is a feminist and broke up with him
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Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
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January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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La justice a ouvert deux enquêtes pénales pour recherche des causes de la mort de deux nourrissons ayant consommé des laits contaminés. La firme suisse et les autorités françaises étaient informées de la contamination d’un premier lot dès le 1er décembre.
Par @laske.bsky.social
Par @laske.bsky.social
Laits contaminés : l’inertie de Nestlé, l’inaction de l’État
La justice a ouvert deux enquêtes pénales pour recherche des causes de la mort de deux nourrissons ayant consommé des laits contaminés. La firme suisse et les autorités françaises étaient informées de la contamination d’un premier lot dès le 1er décembre.
l.mediapart.fr
January 23, 2026 at 10:47 PM
La justice a ouvert deux enquêtes pénales pour recherche des causes de la mort de deux nourrissons ayant consommé des laits contaminés. La firme suisse et les autorités françaises étaient informées de la contamination d’un premier lot dès le 1er décembre.
Par @laske.bsky.social
Par @laske.bsky.social
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
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On va dire les termes :
Quand une personne se fait harceler dans une salle de classe, c'est une défaite de, ET LA FAUTE des professeurs et du personnel administrant l'établissement.
Et tout ceci est un échec de l'Éducation nationale
1/n
Quand une personne se fait harceler dans une salle de classe, c'est une défaite de, ET LA FAUTE des professeurs et du personnel administrant l'établissement.
Et tout ceci est un échec de l'Éducation nationale
1/n
"Il a dit que je me victimise" : l'histoire de Camélia, 17 ans, qui s'est suicidée après avoir dénoncé un harcèlement scolaire
www.franceinfo.fr/societe/educ...
www.franceinfo.fr/societe/educ...
"Il a dit que je me victimise" : l'histoire de Camélia, 17 ans, qui s'est suicidée après avoir dénoncé un harcèlement scolaire
L'adolescente, scolarisée au lycée Honoré-de-Balzac à Mitry-Mory (Seine-et-Marne), s'est jetée sous un RER le 13 janvier. Quatre enquêtes judiciaires sont en cours.
www.franceinfo.fr
January 21, 2026 at 11:48 AM
On va dire les termes :
Quand une personne se fait harceler dans une salle de classe, c'est une défaite de, ET LA FAUTE des professeurs et du personnel administrant l'établissement.
Et tout ceci est un échec de l'Éducation nationale
1/n
Quand une personne se fait harceler dans une salle de classe, c'est une défaite de, ET LA FAUTE des professeurs et du personnel administrant l'établissement.
Et tout ceci est un échec de l'Éducation nationale
1/n
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It was inevitable.
Amazon's Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police | TechCrunch
Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."
techcrunch.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 AM
It was inevitable.
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‼️ jeunes parents : www.guigoz.fr/rappel-volon...
RAPPEL VOLONTAIRE ET PREVENTIF DE LOTS DE LAITS INFANTILES GUIGOZ ®
RAPPEL VOLONTAIRE ET PREVENTIF DE LOTS DE LAITS INFANTILES GUIGOZ ®
www.guigoz.fr
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
‼️ jeunes parents : www.guigoz.fr/rappel-volon...
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
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The white spots inside the arm and on the bucket handle take a 9/10 joke to a 10/10 joke.
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The white spots inside the arm and on the bucket handle take a 9/10 joke to a 10/10 joke.
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cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
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the nicest possible thing I can say about scott adams is “well… bye”
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
the nicest possible thing I can say about scott adams is “well… bye”
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Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...