Guidomke
@guidomke.bsky.social
Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.
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Why aren't men named Arthur Hornblower any more?
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Why aren't men named Arthur Hornblower any more?
Who/what is your current nemesis? Mine is the bathroom towel bar.
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Who/what is your current nemesis? Mine is the bathroom towel bar.
I'm not going to follow you on LinkedIn if you can't capitalize your own name properly.
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I'm not going to follow you on LinkedIn if you can't capitalize your own name properly.
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The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.
2026 MBA Homebuilders and Remodeling Show starts Friday
The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.
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January 9, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
I just ate some double jalapeno cheddar that was so good, it made me sneeze
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just ate some double jalapeno cheddar that was so good, it made me sneeze
Me, finding out my Indian spices are a product of Guatemala.
a man in a cowboy hat says he gets his salsa from new york city ..
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat says he gets his salsa from new york city ..
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Me, finding out my Indian spices are a product of Guatemala.
"It's the Circle of Life", I hum quietly to myself as I toss the Val-Pak mailer directly into the recycling bin.
December 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"It's the Circle of Life", I hum quietly to myself as I toss the Val-Pak mailer directly into the recycling bin.
A slice of milk chocolate cremeux
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A slice of milk chocolate cremeux
Seriously, I have a lot of bottles of light ranch dressing.
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Seriously, I have a lot of bottles of light ranch dressing.
Thanks to modern vaccines, the Big Mac Attack was eradicated by the end of the 1980s.
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thanks to modern vaccines, the Big Mac Attack was eradicated by the end of the 1980s.
I didn't receive even one of the 3 flavor popcorn tins this year.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I didn't receive even one of the 3 flavor popcorn tins this year.
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Heteroomsexual, because Lisa, you are tearing me apart
Heterosexual, because it’s overdue for a comeback.
Pansexual, bc I like a thick-crust.
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Heteroomsexual, because Lisa, you are tearing me apart
What I really wanted for Christmas is the lyrics of the chorus of Strangelove (in Latin) tattooed on my lower back.
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What I really wanted for Christmas is the lyrics of the chorus of Strangelove (in Latin) tattooed on my lower back.
Merry Christmas, weirdos!
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merry Christmas, weirdos!
She's having a morning
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
She's having a morning
BRB. About to do something really funny
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
BRB. About to do something really funny
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To those reading Lord of the Rings for the first time - You can skip past all the awful, incomprehensible elf songs and poems. There isn't a test at the end.
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
To those reading Lord of the Rings for the first time - You can skip past all the awful, incomprehensible elf songs and poems. There isn't a test at the end.
My gingerbread cheesecake has a giant crack in it so can someone please tell me how I'm supposed to go on living?
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My gingerbread cheesecake has a giant crack in it so can someone please tell me how I'm supposed to go on living?
Finally Christmas is coming!
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Finally Christmas is coming!