Groucho Marx𓅛
@grouchomarx.bsky.social
I wish I wrote more. Nonbi and dissociated
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one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
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Let me see that 🐓
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Let me see that 🐓
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Sick of these hogs
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Sick of these hogs
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The website where you can lose your life savings betting on elections is now trying out a level of transphobia a bit too weedsy even for incels.
January 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The website where you can lose your life savings betting on elections is now trying out a level of transphobia a bit too weedsy even for incels.
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ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
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Fascinated by the choices made in this
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Fascinated by the choices made in this
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[OC] As I get more ideas and work more on Unnamed Knight Project - Let's appreciate the one who started it all, Lady Inez ~ 🏳️⚧️⚔️🐉
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
[OC] As I get more ideas and work more on Unnamed Knight Project - Let's appreciate the one who started it all, Lady Inez ~ 🏳️⚧️⚔️🐉
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wait watch this one instead its way better
January 10, 2026 at 8:38 AM
wait watch this one instead its way better
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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There are protests in Bengal, Turkey, Canada, London etc. great to see.
Workers all over the world should stand against US imperialist aggression and demand their government doesn’t support this
Workers all over the world should stand against US imperialist aggression and demand their government doesn’t support this
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
There are protests in Bengal, Turkey, Canada, London etc. great to see.
Workers all over the world should stand against US imperialist aggression and demand their government doesn’t support this
Workers all over the world should stand against US imperialist aggression and demand their government doesn’t support this
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
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2025 was year of friends
2026 is year of sluts
2026 is year of sluts
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
2025 was year of friends
2026 is year of sluts
2026 is year of sluts
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My very bumpkin ass made the mistake of walking into a Williams Sonoma out of sheer curiosity because I’d never been inside one before. Only ever heard of them in jest.
I’ve never felt so piss poor in all my life lol
I’ve never felt so piss poor in all my life lol
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My very bumpkin ass made the mistake of walking into a Williams Sonoma out of sheer curiosity because I’d never been inside one before. Only ever heard of them in jest.
I’ve never felt so piss poor in all my life lol
I’ve never felt so piss poor in all my life lol
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December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Who should be in charge of the radio? 📻
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Who should be in charge of the radio? 📻
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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it’s looking to be that time of year
December 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it’s looking to be that time of year
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Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it.
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They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
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December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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guys i have finished my lamp :)
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
guys i have finished my lamp :)