Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
He/him
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
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jeanvendors.com
[email protected]
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
Views are my own & do not reflect any employer
jeanvendors.com
[email protected]
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Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
· Oct 14
#portfolioday and time for a new pinned post I guess - my name is Jordan! I’m an illustrator/designer, colorist, portrait artist, etc. This year I’ve been leaning into my natural frenetic/expressive style. I like drawing weird little guys.
Where I’m at this morning
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Where I’m at this morning
Always seemed like a solid guy. every director wishes they could have ONE movie as good as Spinal tap OR Princess Bride. Devastating news especially how it went down.
Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Always seemed like a solid guy. every director wishes they could have ONE movie as good as Spinal tap OR Princess Bride. Devastating news especially how it went down.
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
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You’re laughing. The man fails his Bone Check and you’re laughing.
There is a humorous error message in Paper Mario: Color Splash. When loading Luigi, the game does a quick "bone check" to see if his position is defined. If he fails his bone check, the developer console prints out "Luigi is elegal!!", likely a misspelling of "Luigi is illegal".
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You’re laughing. The man fails his Bone Check and you’re laughing.
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It’s completely believable that cops love the Punisher. “But punisher kills cops all the time! He hates cops!” Cops don’t read. Not even spandex picture books. They see big skull black clothes gun kill man and they beat their chest and holler into the forest.
Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s completely believable that cops love the Punisher. “But punisher kills cops all the time! He hates cops!” Cops don’t read. Not even spandex picture books. They see big skull black clothes gun kill man and they beat their chest and holler into the forest.
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Another one with the template. (cw: tasteful)
February 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Another one with the template. (cw: tasteful)
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youtu.be/CEys4X0vFgM?... the person running this channel is some kind of savant
It worked out either way...
YouTube video by 99% Sports
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
youtu.be/CEys4X0vFgM?... the person running this channel is some kind of savant
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print ad, imagery (1993) archive.org/details/Sega...
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
print ad, imagery (1993) archive.org/details/Sega...
Hell yeah brother
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hell yeah brother
2025 Maru AND Gainax AND Brian Wilson AND David Lynch AND American Democracy gone?
a cat is sitting on the ground at night
ALT: a cat is sitting on the ground at night
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
2025 Maru AND Gainax AND Brian Wilson AND David Lynch AND American Democracy gone?
You’re laughing. The man fails his Bone Check and you’re laughing.
There is a humorous error message in Paper Mario: Color Splash. When loading Luigi, the game does a quick "bone check" to see if his position is defined. If he fails his bone check, the developer console prints out "Luigi is elegal!!", likely a misspelling of "Luigi is illegal".
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You’re laughing. The man fails his Bone Check and you’re laughing.
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Probably gonna print up a bunch of these for tomorrow. I think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Probably gonna print up a bunch of these for tomorrow. I think.
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Turkey Doo Daydles
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Turkey Doo Daydles
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When Jim Gordon popped up after (supposedly) dying and subdued the Joker in the second act of The Dark Knight, some guy in the theater yelled “it’s the COMMISSIONER!!!!!!!”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When Jim Gordon popped up after (supposedly) dying and subdued the Joker in the second act of The Dark Knight, some guy in the theater yelled “it’s the COMMISSIONER!!!!!!!”
Pretty much!! Pretty much
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Pretty much!! Pretty much
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Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
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fanart (envelope art), snes force, magazine (1994) archive.org/details/snes...
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
fanart (envelope art), snes force, magazine (1994) archive.org/details/snes...