Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
He/him
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
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jeanvendors.com
[email protected]
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
Views are my own & do not reflect any employer
jeanvendors.com
[email protected]
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Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
· Oct 14
#portfolioday and time for a new pinned post I guess - my name is Jordan! I’m an illustrator/designer, colorist, portrait artist, etc. This year I’ve been leaning into my natural frenetic/expressive style. I like drawing weird little guys.
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Probably gonna print up a bunch of these for tomorrow. I think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Probably gonna print up a bunch of these for tomorrow. I think.
Did this place die or am I mid
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Did this place die or am I mid
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Turkey Doo Daydles
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Turkey Doo Daydles
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When Jim Gordon popped up after (supposedly) dying and subdued the Joker in the second act of The Dark Knight, some guy in the theater yelled “it’s the COMMISSIONER!!!!!!!”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When Jim Gordon popped up after (supposedly) dying and subdued the Joker in the second act of The Dark Knight, some guy in the theater yelled “it’s the COMMISSIONER!!!!!!!”
Pretty much!! Pretty much
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Pretty much!! Pretty much
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Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Replicating a meme going around IG right now
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
First art of 2025
Something you’re proud of this year
Something you had fun with
A sketch (that got away)
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fanart (envelope art), snes force, magazine (1994) archive.org/details/snes...
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
fanart (envelope art), snes force, magazine (1994) archive.org/details/snes...
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
Watched “The Nutcrackers,” way more heartfelt and atmospheric than I was expecting, random Tim Heidecker appearance, thumbs up
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Watched “The Nutcrackers,” way more heartfelt and atmospheric than I was expecting, random Tim Heidecker appearance, thumbs up
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
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I found these on the external drive and for the life of me can't remember why I made them
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I found these on the external drive and for the life of me can't remember why I made them
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shining wisdom, screenshot, sega saturn (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/11135/s...
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
shining wisdom, screenshot, sega saturn (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/11135/s...
This is like a bad creepypasta
In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is like a bad creepypasta
Just had an ad for an apartment intercom system pop up on YouTube after it was specifically brought up in our HoA meeting last night. I feel like this stuff is giving me paranoid schizophrenia
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just had an ad for an apartment intercom system pop up on YouTube after it was specifically brought up in our HoA meeting last night. I feel like this stuff is giving me paranoid schizophrenia
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illustration, girl gamer, magazine (2009) archive.org/details/gg-8...
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
illustration, girl gamer, magazine (2009) archive.org/details/gg-8...
Frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
I draw I PROMISE I draw
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I draw I PROMISE I draw
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Here's some old stuff I found while I was looking for other old stuff
#throwbackthursday
#throwbackthursday
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Here's some old stuff I found while I was looking for other old stuff
#throwbackthursday
#throwbackthursday
I know the “heartbreaking: worst person you know made a good point” photo is probably the most iconic Onion image, but this one is my personal favorite. The gorilla kills me every time
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know the “heartbreaking: worst person you know made a good point” photo is probably the most iconic Onion image, but this one is my personal favorite. The gorilla kills me every time
Huh??? I love blender but I haven’t had it installed on my computer this whole year, and I don’t remember watching ANY tutorials at all
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Huh??? I love blender but I haven’t had it installed on my computer this whole year, and I don’t remember watching ANY tutorials at all