Mike, Débrouillard
@grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social
Jund Made Manifest💀🔥🌳
Amateur/Wannabe VA🎙
Actual Chef🔪
Amateur/Wannabe VA🎙
Actual Chef🔪
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Does anyone have a use for an exceeding amount if Magic bulk? Like 30+ fat pack boxes worth plus several booster boxes?
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Does anyone have a use for an exceeding amount if Magic bulk? Like 30+ fat pack boxes worth plus several booster boxes?
Wym we got pushed Overlaid Terrain
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wym we got pushed Overlaid Terrain
Fblthp and some weird dog
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fblthp and some weird dog
AU where The Gatewatch is just some restaurants A team*
Gid: Struggling addict
Lili: On/Off w Gid, running from her past just like him
Chandra: Disaster Bi w Daddy Issues (being he's dead)
Nissa: Turbo dumb bitch juice drinker, wook
Jace: Emo kid that can't remember why he's in the walk in
Gid: Struggling addict
Lili: On/Off w Gid, running from her past just like him
Chandra: Disaster Bi w Daddy Issues (being he's dead)
Nissa: Turbo dumb bitch juice drinker, wook
Jace: Emo kid that can't remember why he's in the walk in
Gideon is Dead
Lili is a college professor bc she never learned new skills besides crime
Nissa and Chandra are girlfailures™️
Jace is an elder emo with a pet dog he treats like his son
The gatewatch is your first kitchen job 10 years later
Lili is a college professor bc she never learned new skills besides crime
Nissa and Chandra are girlfailures™️
Jace is an elder emo with a pet dog he treats like his son
The gatewatch is your first kitchen job 10 years later
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
AU where The Gatewatch is just some restaurants A team*
Gid: Struggling addict
Lili: On/Off w Gid, running from her past just like him
Chandra: Disaster Bi w Daddy Issues (being he's dead)
Nissa: Turbo dumb bitch juice drinker, wook
Jace: Emo kid that can't remember why he's in the walk in
Gid: Struggling addict
Lili: On/Off w Gid, running from her past just like him
Chandra: Disaster Bi w Daddy Issues (being he's dead)
Nissa: Turbo dumb bitch juice drinker, wook
Jace: Emo kid that can't remember why he's in the walk in
Gatewatch in 2025? More like Gatewashed
It's the MTG equivalent of boomers buying starter homes as rentals. They have a home in each other, you don't need that 3rd home in San Francisco
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Gatewatch in 2025? More like Gatewashed
I want these people executed and thrown into the ocean
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I want these people executed and thrown into the ocean
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The thing is whatever thing you think doesn't exist in media is probably in magic story
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The thing is whatever thing you think doesn't exist in media is probably in magic story
Smoking Hash with Owl and Tigger in an Antique Shop
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Smoking Hash with Owl and Tigger in an Antique Shop
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genuinely says so much about what twitter has become that the biggest rightwing grift accounts pushing US fascist narratives aren’t real people and not even close to the united states
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
genuinely says so much about what twitter has become that the biggest rightwing grift accounts pushing US fascist narratives aren’t real people and not even close to the united states
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For those who play stax without a win con.
Why.
2 hour game where the stax player had 3 pieces, one for each person.
Dranith, rule of law, aura of silence, greater aurmancy. And 0 action.
Then wrath. Lmao. Don't do this.
I just cyc rift to clean up everything is how it ended. 🤷♂️👎
Play for a W.
Why.
2 hour game where the stax player had 3 pieces, one for each person.
Dranith, rule of law, aura of silence, greater aurmancy. And 0 action.
Then wrath. Lmao. Don't do this.
I just cyc rift to clean up everything is how it ended. 🤷♂️👎
Play for a W.
michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it
ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
For those who play stax without a win con.
Why.
2 hour game where the stax player had 3 pieces, one for each person.
Dranith, rule of law, aura of silence, greater aurmancy. And 0 action.
Then wrath. Lmao. Don't do this.
I just cyc rift to clean up everything is how it ended. 🤷♂️👎
Play for a W.
Why.
2 hour game where the stax player had 3 pieces, one for each person.
Dranith, rule of law, aura of silence, greater aurmancy. And 0 action.
Then wrath. Lmao. Don't do this.
I just cyc rift to clean up everything is how it ended. 🤷♂️👎
Play for a W.
Wym there's a storm crow kodama outlet
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Wym there's a storm crow kodama outlet
Some fuggin uhhh Marscapone Stuffed Challah French Toast
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Some fuggin uhhh Marscapone Stuffed Challah French Toast
This is like finding out your favorite celebrity said slurs on 2013 Twitter
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is like finding out your favorite celebrity said slurs on 2013 Twitter
"DOGE was the greatest data breach in american history!"
I assure you that you are not in a high enough tax bracket to care about that compared to all the other shit they've done that actually fucks you
I assure you that you are not in a high enough tax bracket to care about that compared to all the other shit they've done that actually fucks you
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"DOGE was the greatest data breach in american history!"
I assure you that you are not in a high enough tax bracket to care about that compared to all the other shit they've done that actually fucks you
I assure you that you are not in a high enough tax bracket to care about that compared to all the other shit they've done that actually fucks you
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every few weeks i just walk around the house doing chores while dropping dracula flow bars and my fiance wonders our loud why she hasn't left me yet
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
every few weeks i just walk around the house doing chores while dropping dracula flow bars and my fiance wonders our loud why she hasn't left me yet
Ghostriding the white horse, we stop for no one
dracula flow voice: i'm drunk driving on the information super highway
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ghostriding the white horse, we stop for no one
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dracula flow voice: i'm drunk driving on the information super highway
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
dracula flow voice: i'm drunk driving on the information super highway
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
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I mentioned Eastern Europe because there was a story about MAGA Twitter accounts that were all run in Eastern Europe but pretending to be Americans. This is not a slam on Eastern Europe, people.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I mentioned Eastern Europe because there was a story about MAGA Twitter accounts that were all run in Eastern Europe but pretending to be Americans. This is not a slam on Eastern Europe, people.
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Pretty sure one of the "live action" new TMNTs was shot here and something John Krasinski did? Quiet Place maybe?
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Lots of movies shot here (Return of the Jedi, the Majestic, Swiss Army Man, One Battle after Another, etc), but tough to pin down ones actually set here and have gifs
Lots of movies shot here (Return of the Jedi, the Majestic, Swiss Army Man, One Battle after Another, etc), but tough to pin down ones actually set here and have gifs
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Pretty sure one of the "live action" new TMNTs was shot here and something John Krasinski did? Quiet Place maybe?
One of the kids is trying to leave bc he doesn't want to admit he's a child and need to shut up and learn sometimes
"Lmao, he's not even good enough to cut it anywhere else"
Mike, I thought you liked him?
"What part of that means I need to lie?"
"Lmao, he's not even good enough to cut it anywhere else"
Mike, I thought you liked him?
"What part of that means I need to lie?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
One of the kids is trying to leave bc he doesn't want to admit he's a child and need to shut up and learn sometimes
"Lmao, he's not even good enough to cut it anywhere else"
Mike, I thought you liked him?
"What part of that means I need to lie?"
"Lmao, he's not even good enough to cut it anywhere else"
Mike, I thought you liked him?
"What part of that means I need to lie?"
How many different versions of "We need a blue propaganda machine" are we gonna try?
Pete Buttigieg would be a good DNC spokesperson.
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
How many different versions of "We need a blue propaganda machine" are we gonna try?
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thinking about the Wild West*
*the mid-late 1970's
*the mid-late 1970's
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
thinking about the Wild West*
*the mid-late 1970's
*the mid-late 1970's
15min before getting bitchslapped by 50 covers at once
"Why are you searing off so many steaks? We have 1 table sitting"
Me:
"Why are you searing off so many steaks? We have 1 table sitting"
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
15min before getting bitchslapped by 50 covers at once
"Why are you searing off so many steaks? We have 1 table sitting"
Me:
"Why are you searing off so many steaks? We have 1 table sitting"
Me: