Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com — no tricks, no traps, some tropes.
Autocorrect's angriest fool.
Autocorrect's angriest fool.
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This is what country music is supposed to be.
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is what country music is supposed to be.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
My birthday falls on International Men's Day and also International Toilet Day and I honestly don't know what to think.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My birthday falls on International Men's Day and also International Toilet Day and I honestly don't know what to think.
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
Oh look what Jason Paragrin did on my birthday. It’s… kinda bleak, but also insightful.
1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh look what Jason Paragrin did on my birthday. It’s… kinda bleak, but also insightful.
1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
Today I turn 55 and have already been given a bottle of grappa or, as I call it, "pure Italian trash fuel."
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today I turn 55 and have already been given a bottle of grappa or, as I call it, "pure Italian trash fuel."
When I heard that DJT and MbS were working on a defense plan, my first thought was, "like, a legal defense for murdering journalists?"
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When I heard that DJT and MbS were working on a defense plan, my first thought was, "like, a legal defense for murdering journalists?"
Good news! New story up on my web site!
gregstolze.com/downloads/ju...
It’s 10,000 words of low, commoner-focused fantasy. An honest-to-a-fault goat herding girl falls in with a handsome liar as they try to rob a sleeping dragon. Of course, nothing goes wrong. Nothing at all.
gregstolze.com/downloads/ju...
It’s 10,000 words of low, commoner-focused fantasy. An honest-to-a-fault goat herding girl falls in with a handsome liar as they try to rob a sleeping dragon. Of course, nothing goes wrong. Nothing at all.
Julni, Tycho, and the Mighty Beast
She's an honest goat-girl whose livestock has been stolen. He's a dashing liar with broad shoulders and debts. Together, they're going to try to steal from a sleeping dragon.
gregstolze.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Good news! New story up on my web site!
gregstolze.com/downloads/ju...
It’s 10,000 words of low, commoner-focused fantasy. An honest-to-a-fault goat herding girl falls in with a handsome liar as they try to rob a sleeping dragon. Of course, nothing goes wrong. Nothing at all.
gregstolze.com/downloads/ju...
It’s 10,000 words of low, commoner-focused fantasy. An honest-to-a-fault goat herding girl falls in with a handsome liar as they try to rob a sleeping dragon. Of course, nothing goes wrong. Nothing at all.
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St. Paul - eyes out
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
St. Paul - eyes out
"Didja get the AI mural celebrating the birth of Our Lord And Savior up?"
"Sure did boss. Geiger-meets-Hieronymous-Bosch, just like you wanted!"
"Sure did boss. Geiger-meets-Hieronymous-Bosch, just like you wanted!"
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Didja get the AI mural celebrating the birth of Our Lord And Savior up?"
"Sure did boss. Geiger-meets-Hieronymous-Bosch, just like you wanted!"
"Sure did boss. Geiger-meets-Hieronymous-Bosch, just like you wanted!"
Remember, America: When you get stiffed this holliday season, blame the White House.
Oh so the economy is goin down down huh lmao
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Remember, America: When you get stiffed this holliday season, blame the White House.
Not her hardest dunk, but it would cripple me.
Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not her hardest dunk, but it would cripple me.
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It’s really tough for Republicans when they discover that they also have to live in the same world they force us to live in
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s really tough for Republicans when they discover that they also have to live in the same world they force us to live in
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The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
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November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?
If you were murdered, who--among the people you know by name--would be the prime suspect and why?
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you were murdered, who--among the people you know by name--would be the prime suspect and why?
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SCANDALOUS INFO: (1996) You guys, it turns out Bill Clinton really loves to nut!
SCANDALOUS INFO: (2025) Guys, you are not going to believe this update...
SCANDALOUS INFO: (2025) Guys, you are not going to believe this update...
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
SCANDALOUS INFO: (1996) You guys, it turns out Bill Clinton really loves to nut!
SCANDALOUS INFO: (2025) Guys, you are not going to believe this update...
SCANDALOUS INFO: (2025) Guys, you are not going to believe this update...
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![Darren Wershler (@alienated) on twitter: "PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves"
[image of a bookshelf, a row of volumes of the encyclopedia spell out Weird Cock.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreieonhfmilnrhfq7ymgxdfykj2aj3koctng6m7zgx32konvqz33jna@jpeg)