Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com — no tricks, no traps, some tropes.
Autocorrect's angriest fool.
Autocorrect's angriest fool.
NOVEMBER BIRTHDAYS FOR THE WIN
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
NOVEMBER BIRTHDAYS FOR THE WIN
Reposted by Greg Stolze
consolidated, billionaire-owned mainstream U.S. media presents a simulacrum of real, useful journalism.
A Ken Doll with the genitals sanded off to a smooth hump to avoid offending wealth and power.
A Ken Doll with the genitals sanded off to a smooth hump to avoid offending wealth and power.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
consolidated, billionaire-owned mainstream U.S. media presents a simulacrum of real, useful journalism.
A Ken Doll with the genitals sanded off to a smooth hump to avoid offending wealth and power.
A Ken Doll with the genitals sanded off to a smooth hump to avoid offending wealth and power.
It's disgusting, but predictable.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's disgusting, but predictable.
"The Neighbor Who Screamed At Me When I Got His Mail By Mistake Has Joined ICE. Maybe That's OK."
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"The Neighbor Who Screamed At Me When I Got His Mail By Mistake Has Joined ICE. Maybe That's OK."
"I Woke From Horny Dreams With Two Tiny Holes In My Neck. Maybe That's OK."
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"I Woke From Horny Dreams With Two Tiny Holes In My Neck. Maybe That's OK."
Winger - Seventeen
YouTube video by Winger
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November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Heavy vibes of the Michael Bolton "Why should I change MY name? HE'S the one that sucks!" scene from OFFICE SPACE.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Heavy vibes of the Michael Bolton "Why should I change MY name? HE'S the one that sucks!" scene from OFFICE SPACE.
I promise to only use this hi-test liquor for Good.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I promise to only use this hi-test liquor for Good.
“There is no problem so large it cannot be overcome by a bigger problem.” —Swanboy
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“There is no problem so large it cannot be overcome by a bigger problem.” —Swanboy
I think it’s parallel evolution. Like carcinization, but for ethanol.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think it’s parallel evolution. Like carcinization, but for ethanol.
I just love that it's simultaneous testaments to humanity's ingenuity AND our drive to become hammered.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I just love that it's simultaneous testaments to humanity's ingenuity AND our drive to become hammered.
Today is actually going to be non-birthday busy so I'm focusing up.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Today is actually going to be non-birthday busy so I'm focusing up.