Gourmet Spud
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Freedom is just another word for “the condition of being free”.
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Nuggets Rockets. It’s good.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Nuggets Rockets. It’s good.
Nuggets and Rockets Group of Death.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Nuggets and Rockets Group of Death.
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
If you flatter the guy he likes you. We aren’t dealing with Machiavelli here. He’s literally one of the most transparent and dumbest men who ever lived.
Trump just said of Mamdani:
“I expect to be helping him, not hurting him.”
“We agree on a lot more than I thought…And we’ll be helping him.”
ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS THE TRUMP WHISPERER!!!
“I expect to be helping him, not hurting him.”
“We agree on a lot more than I thought…And we’ll be helping him.”
ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS THE TRUMP WHISPERER!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If you flatter the guy he likes you. We aren’t dealing with Machiavelli here. He’s literally one of the most transparent and dumbest men who ever lived.
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![old tweet from me
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink
YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:azi27f6jdow5l62hutaofpon/bafkreiekbg2kurbbeyoffv6zuzpwchb73mhthv626pewqxm7nthtoo37ma@jpeg)
Nice!
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Nice!
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
This was a great read on the history of the Canadian Men’s National Basketball Program. It’s a small miracle we still have one and that it’s now so good.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This was a great read on the history of the Canadian Men’s National Basketball Program. It’s a small miracle we still have one and that it’s now so good.
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White hair in the middle is the best supporting actor here.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
White hair in the middle is the best supporting actor here.
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All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence
Raptors in second place in the East with a mere 67 games left to play.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Raptors in second place in the East with a mere 67 games left to play.
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turned on the news and they’re saying donald trump is giving away all his favorite records to his friends. what’s that about
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
turned on the news and they’re saying donald trump is giving away all his favorite records to his friends. what’s that about
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Copilot, when’s my first meeting today
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Copilot, when’s my first meeting today
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
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This is the kind of quote Trump would sue for defamation about except he made it himself
reminder that Donald Trump said on the record that he partied with his buddy Jeffrey Epstein and women “on the younger side” and yet we’re pretending like the natural of their relationship is some big mystery
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is the kind of quote Trump would sue for defamation about except he made it himself
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Just incredible how quickly the NYT is willing to whitewash and normalize these horror shows of human beings.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just incredible how quickly the NYT is willing to whitewash and normalize these horror shows of human beings.
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
Sports rules.
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sports rules.
Pistons being good is kind of awesome. Every old Toronto fan’s childhood team.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Pistons being good is kind of awesome. Every old Toronto fan’s childhood team.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
It will be in the middle of a Monday night football game. I’ll be completely horizontal on the couch. I will spring up like a jack in the box. I will squeal.
Who you calling first when it happens? What song you dancing to?
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It will be in the middle of a Monday night football game. I’ll be completely horizontal on the couch. I will spring up like a jack in the box. I will squeal.
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make something new! here im gonna take literally 15 seconds: a donkey wants to be a rodeo horse. songs by tyler childers.
We get our first, brief look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui – before he turns into an eagle. But, more importantly, Catherine Laga‘aia sets sail in the live-action ‘Moana’ trailer.
Make Way For Live-Action Moana
We get our first, brief look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui – before he turns into an eagle. But, more importantly, Catherine Laga‘aia sets sail in the live-action ‘Moana’ trailer.
www.vulture.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
make something new! here im gonna take literally 15 seconds: a donkey wants to be a rodeo horse. songs by tyler childers.
It was a rough bye week but my team did not score a single touchdown. Mesmerizing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It was a rough bye week but my team did not score a single touchdown. Mesmerizing.