Brian Bernard Murnane
@gogbrianbernard.bsky.social
Good at pinball. Bad at first impressions. Personality defined as “writer”. Actual job: Prop Master/General Art Dept. pirate.
I think we all need to fucking calm down, and stop jumping to conclusions until all the facts are out, and Joe Rogan and his guest bigfoot enthusiast, amateur Mycologist, and YouTube star Maxwell Deedrum discuss it on the pod.
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think we all need to fucking calm down, and stop jumping to conclusions until all the facts are out, and Joe Rogan and his guest bigfoot enthusiast, amateur Mycologist, and YouTube star Maxwell Deedrum discuss it on the pod.
@amcinematheque.bsky.social Aren't the tickets to Pavements supposed to be on sale now?
March 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@amcinematheque.bsky.social Aren't the tickets to Pavements supposed to be on sale now?
Just finished another rewatch of “The Venture Bros: Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart” and it’s mystifying that Marvel or @dccomicsreal.bsky.social haven’t swooped up @doc-hammer.bsky.social and @jacksonpublick.bsky.social yet! @jamesgunn.bsky.social there right there!
March 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just finished another rewatch of “The Venture Bros: Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart” and it’s mystifying that Marvel or @dccomicsreal.bsky.social haven’t swooped up @doc-hammer.bsky.social and @jacksonpublick.bsky.social yet! @jamesgunn.bsky.social there right there!
Things I Noticed in the Fantastic 4 Trailer:
1. One of the villains is going to be Galactus, an iconic villain.
2. Pedro Pascal might be filling the shoes of John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic. It might’ve been negotiations that led to this.
3. The Thing likes sauce with garlic.
1. One of the villains is going to be Galactus, an iconic villain.
2. Pedro Pascal might be filling the shoes of John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic. It might’ve been negotiations that led to this.
3. The Thing likes sauce with garlic.
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Things I Noticed in the Fantastic 4 Trailer:
1. One of the villains is going to be Galactus, an iconic villain.
2. Pedro Pascal might be filling the shoes of John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic. It might’ve been negotiations that led to this.
3. The Thing likes sauce with garlic.
1. One of the villains is going to be Galactus, an iconic villain.
2. Pedro Pascal might be filling the shoes of John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic. It might’ve been negotiations that led to this.
3. The Thing likes sauce with garlic.
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January 20th is going to be like the end of The Cable Guy and the end of Dr. Strangelove.
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
January 20th is going to be like the end of The Cable Guy and the end of Dr. Strangelove.
Feels like 2025 is the year Justin Roiland pops his head back out and goes on like Bill Maher and makes his alt right pivot
January 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Feels like 2025 is the year Justin Roiland pops his head back out and goes on like Bill Maher and makes his alt right pivot
Gonna have to find where ever Bob Dylan is and protect him for the rest of the year at least.
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Gonna have to find where ever Bob Dylan is and protect him for the rest of the year at least.
Keep your eye on the donut not the hole
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Keep your eye on the donut not the hole
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Sorry, but I really hope people who love THE WILD ROBOT movie know it was inspired by my book. It's mentioned in the credits but most people don't read that stuff. If you love the movie you should check out the book! There's more to the story and it's a quick read.
December 11, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Sorry, but I really hope people who love THE WILD ROBOT movie know it was inspired by my book. It's mentioned in the credits but most people don't read that stuff. If you love the movie you should check out the book! There's more to the story and it's a quick read.
Love that Trump’s sentence is “stop being such a rascal””.
January 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Love that Trump’s sentence is “stop being such a rascal””.
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Dear people not in L.A.: You can see the fires from miles away. Simply being able to see a fire doesn't mean that you should evacuate. Please pay attention and evacuate if you get the official order, but don't clog up the freeways and outlets of the people who are actually in danger & escaping.
January 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Dear people not in L.A.: You can see the fires from miles away. Simply being able to see a fire doesn't mean that you should evacuate. Please pay attention and evacuate if you get the official order, but don't clog up the freeways and outlets of the people who are actually in danger & escaping.
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“Why is there a gap in your resume here?”
“That’s where I got psychosomatic anterograde amnesia and hunted my wife’s killer.”
“And why is your work history backwards?”
“That best communicates what my memory loss feels like.”
“Whatever. Any experience with Quicken?”
“Hi, I’m here about the job.”
“That’s where I got psychosomatic anterograde amnesia and hunted my wife’s killer.”
“And why is your work history backwards?”
“That best communicates what my memory loss feels like.”
“Whatever. Any experience with Quicken?”
“Hi, I’m here about the job.”
January 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“Why is there a gap in your resume here?”
“That’s where I got psychosomatic anterograde amnesia and hunted my wife’s killer.”
“And why is your work history backwards?”
“That best communicates what my memory loss feels like.”
“Whatever. Any experience with Quicken?”
“Hi, I’m here about the job.”
“That’s where I got psychosomatic anterograde amnesia and hunted my wife’s killer.”
“And why is your work history backwards?”
“That best communicates what my memory loss feels like.”
“Whatever. Any experience with Quicken?”
“Hi, I’m here about the job.”
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I wrote this for Pajiba in 2021, and I reshare this every year on January 6th.
White supremacist terrorists wore The Punisher's symbol when they attacked the Capitol building, and yet, they (and a whole lot of cops) have no understanding of who and what The Punisher is.
White supremacist terrorists wore The Punisher's symbol when they attacked the Capitol building, and yet, they (and a whole lot of cops) have no understanding of who and what The Punisher is.
Do You Really Want To Be Like The Punisher?
The Punisher has people who admire him for the wrong reasons, including those who attacked the Capitol building on January 6th.
www.pajiba.com
January 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wrote this for Pajiba in 2021, and I reshare this every year on January 6th.
White supremacist terrorists wore The Punisher's symbol when they attacked the Capitol building, and yet, they (and a whole lot of cops) have no understanding of who and what The Punisher is.
White supremacist terrorists wore The Punisher's symbol when they attacked the Capitol building, and yet, they (and a whole lot of cops) have no understanding of who and what The Punisher is.
If I was Elon Musk I would stop all this tomfoolery and get to working on building a Megalopolis!
January 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If I was Elon Musk I would stop all this tomfoolery and get to working on building a Megalopolis!
Seeing this was both infuriating, and inspiring. Infuriating because Sean McKeever has written some of my favorite comics of the aughts, including Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane, the perfect Sentinel, and of course Gravity. And inspiring because he’s back. Can’t wait to read it all.
January 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Seeing this was both infuriating, and inspiring. Infuriating because Sean McKeever has written some of my favorite comics of the aughts, including Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane, the perfect Sentinel, and of course Gravity. And inspiring because he’s back. Can’t wait to read it all.
Did we get all the Traveling Wilburys post credit sequence jokes out of our system? Did we?!
December 31, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Did we get all the Traveling Wilburys post credit sequence jokes out of our system? Did we?!
“You making fun of me Riz?”
What's a weird movie line that has made it's way into your everyday speech?
This prompt brought to you by me saying, "Fuckin' calm down, Greg. It's soccer." to explain my annoyance about someone making a mountain out of a molehill.
This prompt brought to you by me saying, "Fuckin' calm down, Greg. It's soccer." to explain my annoyance about someone making a mountain out of a molehill.
December 24, 2024 at 4:18 AM
“You making fun of me Riz?”
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People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang or The Ice Harvest tonight?
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang or The Ice Harvest tonight?
Watching The Holdovers, and the only booze I have in the house is two bottles of the good stuff saved for a special occasion. But this movie… I can’t got to Ralph’s at 10pm on a Sunday for some fucking whiskey can I?
December 9, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Watching The Holdovers, and the only booze I have in the house is two bottles of the good stuff saved for a special occasion. But this movie… I can’t got to Ralph’s at 10pm on a Sunday for some fucking whiskey can I?
The coolest thing about having commercials on streaming now is the sound compression is completely different than whatever you’re watching. So one second you’re grooving with a movie, the next DoorDash is giving you tinnitus.
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 AM
The coolest thing about having commercials on streaming now is the sound compression is completely different than whatever you’re watching. So one second you’re grooving with a movie, the next DoorDash is giving you tinnitus.
I love when a cat is just sitting there, not asleep, but like deactivated, and you pet them and they reactivate with like a “Meyaaahhhbrrahh”.
December 7, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I love when a cat is just sitting there, not asleep, but like deactivated, and you pet them and they reactivate with like a “Meyaaahhhbrrahh”.
Healthcare CEO memes are outpacing billionaire submarine memes by like 4:1.
December 5, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Healthcare CEO memes are outpacing billionaire submarine memes by like 4:1.