Beavers
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Trapped somewhere in the 90s, endlessly rewinding VHS tapes.
Plainclothes Goth/Music Snob/JRPG Cultist/DNDist/Greasy Strangler
Plainclothes Goth/Music Snob/JRPG Cultist/DNDist/Greasy Strangler
I dreamed of a different, better timeline where Kingdom Hearts was a crossover with Dragon Quest instead of Final Fantasy.
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I dreamed of a different, better timeline where Kingdom Hearts was a crossover with Dragon Quest instead of Final Fantasy.
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Gotta admit _______ but it's haunted has to be one of my favourite genres of anything
January 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Gotta admit _______ but it's haunted has to be one of my favourite genres of anything
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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"Actual writers"
Ma'am, that's just uncalled for.
Ma'am, that's just uncalled for.
and even then I loved it because the ensemble cast is so loveable, so like... with a few more actual writers maybe they can salvage the shitty parts. I want it to be good SO bad :(
January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
"Actual writers"
Ma'am, that's just uncalled for.
Ma'am, that's just uncalled for.
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Seer is always making videos called shit like "Can you beat Cock'n'Balls RPG without cock or balls?" and I'm like "obviously not" and then I watch it and he's like "so yeah after shoving a hammer up my ass 8000 times I did beat Cock'n'Balls RPG with neither pehnis nor scrote" and i'm like "oh neat"
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Seer is always making videos called shit like "Can you beat Cock'n'Balls RPG without cock or balls?" and I'm like "obviously not" and then I watch it and he's like "so yeah after shoving a hammer up my ass 8000 times I did beat Cock'n'Balls RPG with neither pehnis nor scrote" and i'm like "oh neat"
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I can't be the only person confused by the new Fallout season, right? I'm two episodes in and nothing has happened. Robert House seems to be a psycho who does nothing by proxy, and the Legion still being around fifteen years after the events of New Vegas just makes absolutely no sense.
January 7, 2026 at 10:19 AM
I can't be the only person confused by the new Fallout season, right? I'm two episodes in and nothing has happened. Robert House seems to be a psycho who does nothing by proxy, and the Legion still being around fifteen years after the events of New Vegas just makes absolutely no sense.
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Girl call me S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky because i'm a tired old man dealing with strange emissions in my zone
January 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Girl call me S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky because i'm a tired old man dealing with strange emissions in my zone
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I'm busy, don't bother me
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I'm busy, don't bother me
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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Watching a classic in call right now.
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Watching a classic in call right now.
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
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STEEL BALL RUN MARCH 19
47 MINUTE FIRST EPISODE
MIGHT BE WEEKLY RELEASE
JOBROS WE ARE SO BACK
47 MINUTE FIRST EPISODE
MIGHT BE WEEKLY RELEASE
JOBROS WE ARE SO BACK
a cartoon of a man running in the library after putting steel ball run in american history .
ALT: a cartoon of a man running in the library after putting steel ball run in american history .
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December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
STEEL BALL RUN MARCH 19
47 MINUTE FIRST EPISODE
MIGHT BE WEEKLY RELEASE
JOBROS WE ARE SO BACK
47 MINUTE FIRST EPISODE
MIGHT BE WEEKLY RELEASE
JOBROS WE ARE SO BACK
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