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was gonna do a sappy post about how my identity has been affecting me lately, but, eh. it's much easier and more cathartic to say "sayonara, gender"
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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I don't have the dlc yet but this is canon ( my canon)
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I don't have the dlc yet but this is canon ( my canon)
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I AM GONNA BE SICK, @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com, @ricecakehomie.bsky.social, AND I DID THIS AS A JOKE
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I AM GONNA BE SICK, @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com, @ricecakehomie.bsky.social, AND I DID THIS AS A JOKE
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and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,
merry marty supreme day everybody
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
merry marty supreme day everybody
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people on here will tweet anything. "Charlie Brown had disciples." No he didn't. That isn't true.
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
people on here will tweet anything. "Charlie Brown had disciples." No he didn't. That isn't true.
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God bless Jackass. Culturally important in more ways than I can verbalize
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
God bless Jackass. Culturally important in more ways than I can verbalize
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ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
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in honor of the odyssey discourse, please read this post i have been thinking of nonstop for the last 24 hours
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
in honor of the odyssey discourse, please read this post i have been thinking of nonstop for the last 24 hours
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wanna feel old? deltarune turns 20 years old today
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
wanna feel old? deltarune turns 20 years old today
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"avatar has no cultural impact" the third movie hasn't even been in theaters for a week and i'm already seeing porn of the main villain on my TL
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"avatar has no cultural impact" the third movie hasn't even been in theaters for a week and i'm already seeing porn of the main villain on my TL
the closest thing youtube iOS has to an adblock is going to the "why am i being shown this?" page and pressing "block" just to get it out of the way
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the closest thing youtube iOS has to an adblock is going to the "why am i being shown this?" page and pressing "block" just to get it out of the way
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Arakawa finds a locker present
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Arakawa finds a locker present
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My stupid stickbug wife
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My stupid stickbug wife
circe in the odyssey
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
circe in the odyssey
good fucking lord dude how did it take me 20 years to learn that the bag of winds mindy gives spongebob in the first movie is a reference to the odyssey where aeolus did the same for odysseus
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
good fucking lord dude how did it take me 20 years to learn that the bag of winds mindy gives spongebob in the first movie is a reference to the odyssey where aeolus did the same for odysseus
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They were on his ass
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
They were on his ass