Lil Hematoma
@gleamingguava.bsky.social
they/she/he
singer, screamer, shitposter
singer, screamer, shitposter
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I have to be the cuntiest canary in this coal mine
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twitter wasn't an indispensable town square where common folk could speak truth to power. it was a game you played on your phone
September 26, 2023 at 2:01 PM
twitter wasn't an indispensable town square where common folk could speak truth to power. it was a game you played on your phone
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
getting more tatted so no AI deepfakes will ever be able to accurately represent me take that you fckn degenerates
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 AM
getting more tatted so no AI deepfakes will ever be able to accurately represent me take that you fckn degenerates
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🚨"Our nation is falling. The Republic has already fallen. No one is coming to save us. I’m seeing the exact parallels of 1939 Nazi Germany,” -Dawoke Farmer tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social from Minneapolis ICE protests in -10 degree wind chill.
January 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
🚨"Our nation is falling. The Republic has already fallen. No one is coming to save us. I’m seeing the exact parallels of 1939 Nazi Germany,” -Dawoke Farmer tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social from Minneapolis ICE protests in -10 degree wind chill.
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"But now you come to me and you say, 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house today, on Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and you ask me to do murder, for money."
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
"But now you come to me and you say, 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house today, on Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and you ask me to do murder, for money."
Happy Feet is such a goated film
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Happy Feet is such a goated film
the ambient threat of being AI nudefaked against my will feels great 👍
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
the ambient threat of being AI nudefaked against my will feels great 👍
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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if the cops want to be liked they can put themselves between us and ice. it's that fucking simple.
a once in a generation opportunity for reputational rehabilitation has just fallen into their laps but instead they insist on putting out whiny press statements about mean doodles on coffee cups.
a once in a generation opportunity for reputational rehabilitation has just fallen into their laps but instead they insist on putting out whiny press statements about mean doodles on coffee cups.
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
if the cops want to be liked they can put themselves between us and ice. it's that fucking simple.
a once in a generation opportunity for reputational rehabilitation has just fallen into their laps but instead they insist on putting out whiny press statements about mean doodles on coffee cups.
a once in a generation opportunity for reputational rehabilitation has just fallen into their laps but instead they insist on putting out whiny press statements about mean doodles on coffee cups.
EVERY DAY WE ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE DAY IT FINALLY HAPPENS
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
EVERY DAY WE ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE DAY IT FINALLY HAPPENS
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KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
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ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
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Anyone saying that the federal government is not a Nazi entity, engaged in fascist war against the world is not being honest. this is the American translation of the Nazi parties “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer"
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
January 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Anyone saying that the federal government is not a Nazi entity, engaged in fascist war against the world is not being honest. this is the American translation of the Nazi parties “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer"
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
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that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
May 10, 2024 at 1:40 PM
that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Roommate walked in on me in the kitchen hybrid charleston-2stepping to IT w/ noise canceling headphones on. 2026 resolution to be more insane is going well 👍
hey guys do u think its autistic of me to improv contemp tap fusion combos to imperial triumphant in my house
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Roommate walked in on me in the kitchen hybrid charleston-2stepping to IT w/ noise canceling headphones on. 2026 resolution to be more insane is going well 👍
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Jesus Christ smashing the moneylenders' shit, just busting them up big time, up and down the temple, that's the original carpenter brut imo
July 17, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Jesus Christ smashing the moneylenders' shit, just busting them up big time, up and down the temple, that's the original carpenter brut imo
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I know people believe that the Democrats are in the minority and can't do anything. I would encourage you to read about how, in fact, minority parties can be disruptive. If they want to be. You don't even have to read. You can just see how the Republicans acted during the Obama years.
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I know people believe that the Democrats are in the minority and can't do anything. I would encourage you to read about how, in fact, minority parties can be disruptive. If they want to be. You don't even have to read. You can just see how the Republicans acted during the Obama years.
Ultimate Florida Man (derogatory)
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ultimate Florida Man (derogatory)