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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
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December 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
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Blackstone buying Jersey Mike's is just icing on the cake for this shitty year.
November 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Blackstone buying Jersey Mike's is just icing on the cake for this shitty year.
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There is a metaphor here somewhere
November 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM
There is a metaphor here somewhere
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Signal alone is not enough. If you are an activist, you need a complete self-defense against surveillance. @eff.org has been maintaining these resources for years: ssd.eff.org
November 26, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Signal alone is not enough. If you are an activist, you need a complete self-defense against surveillance. @eff.org has been maintaining these resources for years: ssd.eff.org
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Dad: It said on the news that an actress has stabbed someone. Think her name was Reese.
Mum: Witherspoon?
Dad: No, with a knife.
Mum: Witherspoon?
Dad: No, with a knife.
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Dad: It said on the news that an actress has stabbed someone. Think her name was Reese.
Mum: Witherspoon?
Dad: No, with a knife.
Mum: Witherspoon?
Dad: No, with a knife.
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November 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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Kevin Feige says #AvengersSecretWars ‘leads us into a new age of mutants and of the X-Men’
“[it’s] one of those dreams come true. We finally have the X-Men back”
(via Deadline)
“[it’s] one of those dreams come true. We finally have the X-Men back”
(via Deadline)
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Kevin Feige says #AvengersSecretWars ‘leads us into a new age of mutants and of the X-Men’
“[it’s] one of those dreams come true. We finally have the X-Men back”
(via Deadline)
“[it’s] one of those dreams come true. We finally have the X-Men back”
(via Deadline)
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November 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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I wouldn't want to stand in the same room with this ugly bitch let alone share a bathroom
November 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I wouldn't want to stand in the same room with this ugly bitch let alone share a bathroom
I've had the Smashing Pumpkins "Landslide" cover stuck in my head all day. And today's been great.
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I've had the Smashing Pumpkins "Landslide" cover stuck in my head all day. And today's been great.
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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It’s kinda crazy I never got diagnosed ADD in school because one time during in a school hearing test that played beeps at different frequencies, I got bored and started “counting ahead”. My final answer was greater than the actual number of beeps.
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
It’s kinda crazy I never got diagnosed ADD in school because one time during in a school hearing test that played beeps at different frequencies, I got bored and started “counting ahead”. My final answer was greater than the actual number of beeps.