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Christopher Baker
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I’m officially the age where if I have caffeine after noon I am up until 3am.
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Hahaha I saw a post on reddit about Jelly Roll being a piece of shit at the Grammy's with a comment that said, "Coworker music." That's my new favorite way to talk shit about a band.
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Got em
Trevor Noah: "Song of the Year, congratulations Billie Eilish. That's a Grammy every artist wants almost as much as Trump wants Greenland, which makes sense because now that Epstein's Island is gone, he needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton."
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Fuck that noise. I pride myself in averaging 22 hours a week. I could work more and make more money but at the cost of getting to enjoy my life. Stop working. Get politically active. Get involved in your community. Work isn't life.
Dystopian capitalist Pharrell Williams: "Never stop working, Stop doing anything else but working. Work, man."
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Hell yeah.
The return of Lauryn Hill and Wyclef Jean.
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Currently watching another amazing episode of Fringe, Lysergic Acid Diethylamide. Lance Reddick is so silly and goofy in this one. Jaskia Nicole's Astrid handles a friend tripping in the way only the best people can. I fucking love this show.
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
😻
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Bad Bunny at the Grammys: "Before I say thanks to God, I want to say ICE out. We're not savage, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans, and we are Americans."
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
How about security assistance for the American people under siege from ICE? He works hard for Israel, but only writes strongly worded letters and wags his finger for us? Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Ever heard of the Washington Generals? The Harlem Globetrotters' rivals. They're paid to lose, because they're owned by the same people, and they abide by standard rules and will never interfere with Globetrotters' antics. They've lost 16,000 games.

Anyway, hope Chuck Schumer's having a good day.
June 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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I have two slightly different views on this joke
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Had a leftover rotisserie chicken from yesterday so I made chicken stock with it overnight in the slow cooker. Used the broth and leftover chicken meat to make this recipe. It's helping ease the pain of the current sickness I have.
Cold-fighting Couscous Chicken Soup
The original and best cold-fighting couscous chicken soup, loaded with anti-inflammatory ingredients, such as ginger, turmeric, lemongrass, and garlic, to help you stay your healthiest this winter. It...
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February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Spotted in Cap Hill today.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
People are still finding new things in a 36 year old game. This brings me great joy.
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
@whatdivawants.bsky.social I've been rewatching Fringe and every time Nina Sharp (Blair Brown) is on screen, I'm reminded of you.
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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This is incredible???
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
AI is dogshit, be better.
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Currently rewatching Fringe and got to my favorite episode, White Tulip. It brings me to tears every time.
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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NEW YORK! Come see this big bitch live on stage. Ticket link in bio 💋
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Very excited about this.
January 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM