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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 26d

Don’t make fun of Stephen Miller’s height. The jokes will go over his head.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Oct 4

AI is gonna make things easier? Bitch, they can’t even make a dishwasher that releases the soap half the time.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 30

Nothing shows weakness more than gathering a bunch of people to talk about how strong you are. It would be more respectful to walk into a glass door.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 23

Currently reading the ingredients of Tylenol. Did you know that it doesn’t contain the Epstein files?

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 22

Tbh, narcissistic men hate that they can’t sway or read autistic people. So they opt to eliminate them through eugenics.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 22

The dumbest men are trying to find the source of autism instead of taking a long walk and never coming back.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 19

On the general topic of comedy, these show lineups have been looking mighty white lately.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 18

Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 18

They always meant hate speech when they said they wanted to protect free speech. They always meant they wanted to say hateful things and get away with their cruelty. They’ve always been pro-authoritarian. White supremacists will always choose suffering over freedom.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 18

If you went back in time and told me that the most forgettable character on NewsRadio would be one of the harbingers of an authoritarian regime, I would’ve said, “You time traveled to tell me that? Dude, I work at Staples.”

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 18

Pretty crazy to see the government silence white men.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 16

Food is unaffordable, job market is scarce and homelessness is spiking…but we’re still trying to figure out if this is a recession? Baby girl, this is a recession squared. This is a recession wearing another recession as a human skin suit. This makes 2008 look like the Vengabus.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 16

It’s wild that there’s a vast market of podcasts for right wing extremism while I’m over here listening to Katseye on repeat.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 11

Losing so many innocent lives that we can only focus on the loss of the evil ones.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 10

FYI, I will be celebrating the death of every white nationalist. And if that makes me a bad person, so be it.

Alexa play Living La Vida Loca.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 1

My first GRWM.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Aug 26

If you’re already arguing about the next election, I recommend you take a deep breath and walk away. Some of y’all are so willing to die on a hill that you don’t realize it’s just a pebble.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Aug 16

Living in LA is crazy. You think you’re meeting someone new, but you’ve met many times and they’ve been standing next to you for years.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Aug 12

And if there is a God, they hate your guts.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Aug 12

Your religion isn’t anti-gay. You are. Ugly bitch. And you smell like onions.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Aug 12

This is the dictatorship part. You don’t have to wait for an election. It’s the doing whatever he wants, that’s what makes him a dictator. Y’all are waiting to solve a problem that is already here.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Aug 5

I don’t think Trump supporters are in a cult. They genuinely voted for a leader that they can relate to. It’s not their fault that they happen to be butt ugly pedophiles.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Jul 28

People that stop a football field away at a red light: What’s going on? Is your car shy? Are you allergic to red lights? Do you need a head start? Please explain.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Jul 26

They’re trying to start civil war? Bitch, this is a civil war. You’re just not fighting back.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Jul 24

There’s a Tesla Diner in Los Angeles. This is great news for me, a person that loves to honk and cuss people out.

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