John Gholson
@gholson.bsky.social
Actor/Writer/Cartoonist
Film & TV: HIDDEN AMERICA, MAKE POPULAR MOVIES, DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST, BAD THOUGHTS, F MY SON!, MAN FINDS TAPE
Rep: Bankston Talent
Film & TV: HIDDEN AMERICA, MAKE POPULAR MOVIES, DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST, BAD THOUGHTS, F MY SON!, MAN FINDS TAPE
Rep: Bankston Talent
KRISHA is a great “Thanksgiving movie” but not a fun one.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
KRISHA is a great “Thanksgiving movie” but not a fun one.
Reposted by John Gholson
The Kickstarter campaign for my first solo comic, DREAMHOUSE is live! I'm so excited for y'all to get to read this very weird, personal, creepy comic!
kck.st/4oJZSDq
kck.st/4oJZSDq
Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella
A couple is challenged with a test of their relationship and survival in the form of a mid century modern house.
kck.st
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Kickstarter campaign for my first solo comic, DREAMHOUSE is live! I'm so excited for y'all to get to read this very weird, personal, creepy comic!
kck.st/4oJZSDq
kck.st/4oJZSDq
PREDATOR BADLANDS isn't a kids movie but there's a quality to it that feels safe-for-kids (no human violence, the humor can get cutesy) in such a way where you could take kids to it and blow their little minds.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
PREDATOR BADLANDS isn't a kids movie but there's a quality to it that feels safe-for-kids (no human violence, the humor can get cutesy) in such a way where you could take kids to it and blow their little minds.
🤨 This is a really, really bad meme.
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
🤨 This is a really, really bad meme.
Reposted by John Gholson
[FREE MATCH] CASKET MATCH: Abadon Vs. Matthew Palmer
YouTube video by Wrestling REVOLVER
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November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
NEW YORK!
MAN FINDS TAPE, on the big screen for the first time since its Tribeca world premiere! drafthouse.com/nyc/show/man...
MAN FINDS TAPE, on the big screen for the first time since its Tribeca world premiere! drafthouse.com/nyc/show/man...
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
NEW YORK!
MAN FINDS TAPE, on the big screen for the first time since its Tribeca world premiere! drafthouse.com/nyc/show/man...
MAN FINDS TAPE, on the big screen for the first time since its Tribeca world premiere! drafthouse.com/nyc/show/man...
LOS ANGELES!
MAN FINDS TAPE, in theaters, with Rustic Films’ Benson & Moorhead Q&A
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
MAN FINDS TAPE, in theaters, with Rustic Films’ Benson & Moorhead Q&A
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
LOS ANGELES!
MAN FINDS TAPE, in theaters, with Rustic Films’ Benson & Moorhead Q&A
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
MAN FINDS TAPE, in theaters, with Rustic Films’ Benson & Moorhead Q&A
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
Friday sold out. Saturday is on the way to selling out. Demand might mean more showtimes. MAN FINDS TAPE, on the big screen. drafthouse.com/austin/event...
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Friday sold out. Saturday is on the way to selling out. Demand might mean more showtimes. MAN FINDS TAPE, on the big screen. drafthouse.com/austin/event...
The old Papa John’s boss is doing some of the worst cooking reaction videos I’ve ever seen.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The old Papa John’s boss is doing some of the worst cooking reaction videos I’ve ever seen.
A man who's never had to pay for anything, ever, should not be telling anyone about the cost of anything, ever.
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A man who's never had to pay for anything, ever, should not be telling anyone about the cost of anything, ever.
Sometimes Dubai chocolate is nice and sometimes it's just not and you can never tell and I don't wanna make that bet anymore.
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sometimes Dubai chocolate is nice and sometimes it's just not and you can never tell and I don't wanna make that bet anymore.
it's so good (h/t @antlervel.vet)
A lot of roguelites/roguelikes get a bit worse the deeper you go, as the repetition starts to slowly wear on you. Not all, but the vast majority imo.
Ball x Pit might be in the rare class that gets stronger as you go.
The options for builds get WAY more interesting the deeper you go.
Ball x Pit might be in the rare class that gets stronger as you go.
The options for builds get WAY more interesting the deeper you go.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
it's so good (h/t @antlervel.vet)
Robots that hug and digital pictures of women who say "I love you." I urge our billionaires to touch grass. Every decision looks like an Ali G Ice Cream Glove (everyone likes ice cream! And everyone has hands!) for the emotionally stunted.
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Robots that hug and digital pictures of women who say "I love you." I urge our billionaires to touch grass. Every decision looks like an Ali G Ice Cream Glove (everyone likes ice cream! And everyone has hands!) for the emotionally stunted.
Reposted by John Gholson
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Innnnteresting. Was gifted a copy by @juliantitus.bsky.social and I'm waiting for when I'm done with this play on 11/12..
The strongest endorsement I can give for Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 is that it feels like the kind of PS2 game that, after you play it, you are haunted by it forever.
This is God Hand shit. This is “infest your mind and make a video essay about it in 10 years” shit.
This is God Hand shit. This is “infest your mind and make a video essay about it in 10 years” shit.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Innnnteresting. Was gifted a copy by @juliantitus.bsky.social and I'm waiting for when I'm done with this play on 11/12..
hahaha I forgot that Jacob Elordi was *that guy* from THE MORTUARY COLLECTION.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
hahaha I forgot that Jacob Elordi was *that guy* from THE MORTUARY COLLECTION.
When I lived in Alvin, TX, we were a Pizza Inn family. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nGq...
Pizza Inn Von Erichs Commercial - 1980's
YouTube video by How to Cook(e)
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When I lived in Alvin, TX, we were a Pizza Inn family. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nGq...
oh good god what the fuck pizza inn
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
oh good god what the fuck pizza inn
Recently, it often feels like the GOP is cutting off their nose to spite their face and doing it really, really slowly and yelling "will you please stop cutting my nose!" while they hold the razor.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Recently, it often feels like the GOP is cutting off their nose to spite their face and doing it really, really slowly and yelling "will you please stop cutting my nose!" while they hold the razor.
Do you think **steampunk** helped Cici's?
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Do you think **steampunk** helped Cici's?
Reposted by John Gholson
As a child I thought I'd be drinking a lot more chocolate milk when I grew up. I thought I could drink it whenever I wanted. But it hasn't come true
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
As a child I thought I'd be drinking a lot more chocolate milk when I grew up. I thought I could drink it whenever I wanted. But it hasn't come true
Released again. I can’t keep doing this.
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Released again. I can’t keep doing this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Writing a novel is so easy!
STEP ONE: Accumulate words
STEP TWO: Viciously reduce number of words.
That's it! You're done!
STEP ONE: Accumulate words
STEP TWO: Viciously reduce number of words.
That's it! You're done!
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Writing a novel is so easy!
STEP ONE: Accumulate words
STEP TWO: Viciously reduce number of words.
That's it! You're done!
STEP ONE: Accumulate words
STEP TWO: Viciously reduce number of words.
That's it! You're done!
Self-tape audition, callback, hold the dates. Released.
Again and again and again...I think that's the sixth one this year.
Again and again and again...I think that's the sixth one this year.
a black and white drawing of a man in a trench coat and hat
ALT: a black and white drawing of a man in a trench coat and hat
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Self-tape audition, callback, hold the dates. Released.
Again and again and again...I think that's the sixth one this year.
Again and again and again...I think that's the sixth one this year.