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Locals/locas only. If I make you laugh, we’re friends now: it’s the law! #YNWA #ITFDB — in the city of Los Angeles, in the kingdom of California

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 9h

I’m CRYING

Yamamoto jersey. Because I love her. Diva queen

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 12h

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 15h

Every day I get stupider about some stuff, but smarter about other stuff. This is my journey

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 22h

Nature’s car wash!

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Raining in Los Angeles

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite thing about playoff sports is how people who insist they are Angelenos eventually reveal their true colors. They keep their heavy coats, the wool socks and clunky boots of the heart. They will never really be chill. They are pretenders

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 1d

it was from - some guy. an italian american guy

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 1d

I would be following closer if they were called the Seattle Marinaras. I know that's not very woke on Indigenous Peoples Day. I guess I should disclose here that I also ate a big arancini for lunch. With marinara. I'm cancelled aren't I

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Marcella Hazan

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 2d

The #Tarantino margarita from Casa Vega, a prominent location in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood - it’s a bit more orangey than it is limey FYI

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 3d

Your reminder Annie Hall is the best Woody Allen movie because she grows up and leaves him behind and moves on with her life

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 4d

Katie Porter's Howard Dean moment was not as funny. She should have done a wacky yell

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 5d

Friend: hey you should follow my friend on bluesky

Me: okay!

Me: oh. They blocked me already.

crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 6d

I puked. A LOT

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 6d

About to give a big prezzo. Everyone say “Don’t puke, Sherrie”

Picture of my laptop and two diet cokes for my nerves yes I know the caffeine could make me twitchier

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 7d

Adele voice: HELLO

Picture of the new Thomas Pynchon book. Yes I buy new books. Sorry if this offends

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 7d

“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.

No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector

The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 7d

Stop pitting the Safdie brothers against each other!! Instead, they should be doing the My Little Buttercup dance number from The 3 Amigos for our amusement