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@getawkward.bsky.social
northern appalachian baba yaga. she/her.
i read a book for my book club that's basically "untitled goose game: christmas dlc" and tbh, would have gotten 5 stars if the goose was allowed to have a knife
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i read a book for my book club that's basically "untitled goose game: christmas dlc" and tbh, would have gotten 5 stars if the goose was allowed to have a knife
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I need to learn to take a compliment like my cat.
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I need to learn to take a compliment like my cat.
november has sucked major ass so far, but i've made some damn good broccoli cheddar soup, so i guess it could be worse
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
november has sucked major ass so far, but i've made some damn good broccoli cheddar soup, so i guess it could be worse
what the fuck is the internet? (@onlyonecalorie and i as jay and silent bob)
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
what the fuck is the internet? (@onlyonecalorie and i as jay and silent bob)
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I feel like I’ve seen 100k+ in major job cuts in 24 hours
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I feel like I’ve seen 100k+ in major job cuts in 24 hours
"if you're scared of losing your SNAP benefits, don't worry! just start a garden :)"
my adversaries in christ, the cheapest seeds are still about $3-$4 a pack for something that might take months to grow—if you don't kill it first, that is
my adversaries in christ, the cheapest seeds are still about $3-$4 a pack for something that might take months to grow—if you don't kill it first, that is
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"if you're scared of losing your SNAP benefits, don't worry! just start a garden :)"
my adversaries in christ, the cheapest seeds are still about $3-$4 a pack for something that might take months to grow—if you don't kill it first, that is
my adversaries in christ, the cheapest seeds are still about $3-$4 a pack for something that might take months to grow—if you don't kill it first, that is
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It takes 30 days to grow a radish. Also 2/3 of the country is already in or entering winter.
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It takes 30 days to grow a radish. Also 2/3 of the country is already in or entering winter.
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Hey everyone. This is my friend Sharif. After suffering devastating loss in the genocide he is now trying to rebuild a life for himself and his children. Things are still incredibly difficult and unsafe in Palestine and will be for the foreseeable future—please consider helping Sharif and his kids
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey everyone. This is my friend Sharif. After suffering devastating loss in the genocide he is now trying to rebuild a life for himself and his children. Things are still incredibly difficult and unsafe in Palestine and will be for the foreseeable future—please consider helping Sharif and his kids
we had frogs in my tiny ass rural pennsylvania town! FrogS! Plural!! I love it
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
we had frogs in my tiny ass rural pennsylvania town! FrogS! Plural!! I love it
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
#lastfourwatched although it's technically 5 since I've seen Psycho approximately 800 times
![screenshot from my letterboxd account showing the last five movies i've seen:
Planet of the Apes (1968), [REC] (2007), Psycho (1960), Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle (2025), and JOHN WICK (2014)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ytrffxdodl5rjzrkrjfdif5x/bafkreiab6gudxklqbzg5narhtxt6cgmtps6cii7hznvdk7zybtikwjcgn4@jpeg)
October 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
#lastfourwatched although it's technically 5 since I've seen Psycho approximately 800 times
this conclave ain't big enough for the two of us
"You’re going to feel pressured to defer to His Holiness and remove your gigantic hat. Don’t. For centuries, the large and extremely impractical headwear space has been dominated by British guards, religious leaders, and women attending horse races. Now it’s your turn."
So, You and the Pope Both Showed Up to This Party Wearing the Same Hat
Anytime you arrive at an event dressed similarly to another guest, things can feel a bit awkward. But the Vatican is notoriously secretive. You had...
buff.ly
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
this conclave ain't big enough for the two of us
got to see Psycho in my town's single-screen theater and despite seeing it 83627 times in my life, the scene where the private investigator gets got STILL makes me jump
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
got to see Psycho in my town's single-screen theater and despite seeing it 83627 times in my life, the scene where the private investigator gets got STILL makes me jump
probably just go all in on the "odd neighborhood lady that's probably a witch" vibe i've been working on—obsess over a little herb garden, hang out on my porch under a full moon, yell at the college kids leaving white claw cans in my trash can
What's your plan for after bluesky leadership inevitably sets the site on fire?
I myself will simply return to ranting at neighborhood cats, I have very simple socialization needs.
I myself will simply return to ranting at neighborhood cats, I have very simple socialization needs.
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
probably just go all in on the "odd neighborhood lady that's probably a witch" vibe i've been working on—obsess over a little herb garden, hang out on my porch under a full moon, yell at the college kids leaving white claw cans in my trash can
my husband & i are celebrating our first wedding anniversary this weekend and we kicked it off with a movie we both have wanted to see—john wick
highly romantic & fun, 13/10
highly romantic & fun, 13/10
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
my husband & i are celebrating our first wedding anniversary this weekend and we kicked it off with a movie we both have wanted to see—john wick
highly romantic & fun, 13/10
highly romantic & fun, 13/10
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA5l...
There is a whole extended Brother cinematic universe, this is from just a few days ago
There is a whole extended Brother cinematic universe, this is from just a few days ago
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA5l...
There is a whole extended Brother cinematic universe, this is from just a few days ago
There is a whole extended Brother cinematic universe, this is from just a few days ago
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This year feels like when the Kens took over in the Barbie movie.
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This year feels like when the Kens took over in the Barbie movie.
fuck charlie kirk, rest in p*ss bozo
Fuck Charlie Kirk
September 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
fuck charlie kirk, rest in p*ss bozo
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What's hilarious is that like all the hagiographies of this freak they can't actually show any footage of any of the shit he said.
Imagine a whole hour tribute of a dude whose job was recording thousands of hours of himself talking and not being able to ever actually show the neckless freak
Imagine a whole hour tribute of a dude whose job was recording thousands of hours of himself talking and not being able to ever actually show the neckless freak
#BREAKING: Sinclair says it will air a one-hour tribute to Charlie Kirk on its ABC-affiliated stations in the time slot that is usually occupied for "Jimmy Kimmel Live." The special will air on Friday, per a Sinclair spokesperson.
September 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
What's hilarious is that like all the hagiographies of this freak they can't actually show any footage of any of the shit he said.
Imagine a whole hour tribute of a dude whose job was recording thousands of hours of himself talking and not being able to ever actually show the neckless freak
Imagine a whole hour tribute of a dude whose job was recording thousands of hours of himself talking and not being able to ever actually show the neckless freak
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This is Gestapo rhetoric. Plainly saying the government will take your livelihood, freedom, and civil liberties if you weren’t nice enough about a racist who amplified the regime.
It shouldn't escape notice that Trump explicitly threatened to use *the state* to target anyone he and MAGA scapegoat for Charlie Kirk's murder. We really could see Stephen Miller and Kash Patel use the FBI for 60s-style domestic persecution.
Some thoughts on that:
newrepublic.com/article/2004...
Some thoughts on that:
newrepublic.com/article/2004...
September 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is Gestapo rhetoric. Plainly saying the government will take your livelihood, freedom, and civil liberties if you weren’t nice enough about a racist who amplified the regime.
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Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay.
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay.
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
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Hello everyone. You may know Gretchen Felker-Martin has once again been suspended from bc they do that whenever some chud complains. Her brand-new ongoing DC series was also cancelled for the same reason. It’s stupid fascist bullshit as usual. Gretchen’s work rules. Consider supporting her here:
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September 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hello everyone. You may know Gretchen Felker-Martin has once again been suspended from bc they do that whenever some chud complains. Her brand-new ongoing DC series was also cancelled for the same reason. It’s stupid fascist bullshit as usual. Gretchen’s work rules. Consider supporting her here:
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I seriously don't know how to explain to people that it is not in fact a sign of maturity and democracy to peacefully debate whether certain groups of people should be allowed to exist
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I seriously don't know how to explain to people that it is not in fact a sign of maturity and democracy to peacefully debate whether certain groups of people should be allowed to exist
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helluva thread
decided to compile some of charlie’s best performing tweets from each month going back through 2017 to let the man’s actual words speak for himself and things are off to a good start
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
helluva thread