gerags99.bsky.social
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Society lost something when carparks starting asking for your car registration. Yes it was technically fraud, but passing on your non expired ticket to a grateful stranger as you left the car park was one of life's simple joys.
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Society lost something when carparks starting asking for your car registration. Yes it was technically fraud, but passing on your non expired ticket to a grateful stranger as you left the car park was one of life's simple joys.
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Did...did a leopard write this?
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Did...did a leopard write this?
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For Christmas entertaining, I froze ice cubes with small berries in them. In a few, I concealed Mentos mints. It was excellent watching people's reactions when the ice melted enough for their Cokes to suddenly erupt for no apparent reason
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
For Christmas entertaining, I froze ice cubes with small berries in them. In a few, I concealed Mentos mints. It was excellent watching people's reactions when the ice melted enough for their Cokes to suddenly erupt for no apparent reason
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It bears repeating: music lovers use their hi-fi to listen to music. Audiophiles use music to listen to their hi-fi.
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
It bears repeating: music lovers use their hi-fi to listen to music. Audiophiles use music to listen to their hi-fi.
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Should encode a whole bunch of stuff, not just that - who, when, how, what etc + environmental impact and power usage. All of it. Make it shameful to pass it off as something it is not.
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Should encode a whole bunch of stuff, not just that - who, when, how, what etc + environmental impact and power usage. All of it. Make it shameful to pass it off as something it is not.
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A few minutes? Is your wife unusually hairy?
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
A few minutes? Is your wife unusually hairy?
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Think you must have emptied our bin today - we were woken up by the crashing and the cheer that followed 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Think you must have emptied our bin today - we were woken up by the crashing and the cheer that followed 🥳
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Anon Opin Live is coming. Rob Manuel's hosting shows in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Got opinions? Let's fight about them live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Anon Opin Live is coming. Rob Manuel's hosting shows in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Got opinions? Let's fight about them live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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And who is going to fly the planes without them?
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
And who is going to fly the planes without them?
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My advice is if you can be born into extreme wealth, that way you don’t have to work.
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
My advice is if you can be born into extreme wealth, that way you don’t have to work.
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The cheese in cheese and pickle sandwiches should only be sliced. Never grated and certainly never spreadable.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The cheese in cheese and pickle sandwiches should only be sliced. Never grated and certainly never spreadable.
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I'm a tall man, had long hair & a bead - think grunge rock style. I decided to shave my beard off & shorten my hair when I got a job as a porter in our local hospital, after three people mistook me for Jesus & thought I was there to take them to heaven instead of the next ward.
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm a tall man, had long hair & a bead - think grunge rock style. I decided to shave my beard off & shorten my hair when I got a job as a porter in our local hospital, after three people mistook me for Jesus & thought I was there to take them to heaven instead of the next ward.
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Yay! The shirts arrived in time for Christmas, courtesy of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social. Nice fit, good quality heavy 100% organic cotton. The second one is a gift for the brother-in-law.
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Yay! The shirts arrived in time for Christmas, courtesy of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social. Nice fit, good quality heavy 100% organic cotton. The second one is a gift for the brother-in-law.
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It's not called a tip anymore - it's a recycling and waste centre
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's not called a tip anymore - it's a recycling and waste centre
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Use Chip and Bin
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Use Chip and Bin
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Does it work for scotch eggs
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Does it work for scotch eggs
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I love Lindor truffles. They're at their best when slightly melted on the inside. To achieve this I tuck one, still wrapped, under one of my boobs for five minutes which is long enough to melt the inside without destroying the structural integrity of the outside. Delicious!
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I love Lindor truffles. They're at their best when slightly melted on the inside. To achieve this I tuck one, still wrapped, under one of my boobs for five minutes which is long enough to melt the inside without destroying the structural integrity of the outside. Delicious!
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Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
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If a hotel buffet wont cook the bacon correctly then I am fully entitled to place it on the toaster conveyor belt.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If a hotel buffet wont cook the bacon correctly then I am fully entitled to place it on the toaster conveyor belt.
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The 2005 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie had a great cast. They should have considered making it good
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The 2005 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie had a great cast. They should have considered making it good
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It's a credit to the propaganda system that people with little money feel they have to protect the wealth of billionaires.
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's a credit to the propaganda system that people with little money feel they have to protect the wealth of billionaires.
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I digress slightly, but it's not as bad as people that wish their partner a happy birthday on social media.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I digress slightly, but it's not as bad as people that wish their partner a happy birthday on social media.
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My hottest ever take is that paper straws are, in fact, fine, and people complaining about them are either taking too long to drink their drink, or are just looking for something to whinge about.
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My hottest ever take is that paper straws are, in fact, fine, and people complaining about them are either taking too long to drink their drink, or are just looking for something to whinge about.
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After Musk did ‘the salute’ it was the perfect opportunity to use Elongate.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
After Musk did ‘the salute’ it was the perfect opportunity to use Elongate.