Tim Oldland
@timoldland.bsky.social
Owner of Bespoke Chargers. Design engineer specialising the field of EV infrastructure and also write about cars. “Pompous windbag”
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
A walkaround of the Encor Series 1.
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A walkaround of the Encor Series 1.
Here it is - the Encor Design Series 1.
An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened.
An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight
An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened.
An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Here it is - the Encor Design Series 1.
An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened.
An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight
An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened.
An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight
It’s very important that we note that Geraldine didn’t like it when people called him Geraldine. Geraldine thought it was petty and small minded. Sorry Geraldine, we will make sure we don’t mention Geraldine during this difficult time. Geraldine.
Geraldine.
Geraldine.
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s very important that we note that Geraldine didn’t like it when people called him Geraldine. Geraldine thought it was petty and small minded. Sorry Geraldine, we will make sure we don’t mention Geraldine during this difficult time. Geraldine.
Geraldine.
Geraldine.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec
2005 Ford Focus ST170
2003 Renaultsport Clio 172
2004 MG TF160
2021 Skoda Octavia vRS
1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec
2005 Ford Focus ST170
2003 Renaultsport Clio 172
2004 MG TF160
2021 Skoda Octavia vRS
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
1999 Vauxhall Corsa
1985 Vauxhall Nova
1994 Vauxhall Corsa
2003 Vauxhall Corsa
2004 Vauxhall Corsa
1999 Vauxhall Corsa
1985 Vauxhall Nova
1994 Vauxhall Corsa
2003 Vauxhall Corsa
2004 Vauxhall Corsa
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec
2005 Ford Focus ST170
2003 Renaultsport Clio 172
2004 MG TF160
2021 Skoda Octavia vRS
1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec
2005 Ford Focus ST170
2003 Renaultsport Clio 172
2004 MG TF160
2021 Skoda Octavia vRS
Ohhh noooooo
Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼♂️
Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼♂️
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Ohhh noooooo
Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼♂️
Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼♂️
Just me that noticed the Jag XFR-S in the background? 😁
We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Just me that noticed the Jag XFR-S in the background? 😁
Tim’s Monday Motivation:
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Tim’s Monday Motivation:
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
Well isn’t that just utter perfection?
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Well isn’t that just utter perfection?
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
Warning: May induce brief periods of Impressionism…
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Warning: May induce brief periods of Impressionism…
Are you fucking kidding me? Is simple reading comprehension not a requirement in life these days then? A 7yr old could decipher that mysterious cryptograph. Do you want it to say ‘EACH CAR GO IN ONE BY ONE HURR DURR’ in fucking Comic Sans?
Better signs would help. ‘Merge in turn’ means nothing unless you already know what it means
September 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Are you fucking kidding me? Is simple reading comprehension not a requirement in life these days then? A 7yr old could decipher that mysterious cryptograph. Do you want it to say ‘EACH CAR GO IN ONE BY ONE HURR DURR’ in fucking Comic Sans?
One of the cats left a partially chewed BAT in the kitchen this morning.
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
One of the cats left a partially chewed BAT in the kitchen this morning.
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
Reposted by Tim Oldland
I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.
September 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.
If it’s wrong to love this, then I don’t wanna be right…
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
1999 Cadillac Seville Red Automatic, 4 speed Right Hand D...
1999 Cadillac Seville Red Automatic, 4 speed Right Hand Drive in London, United Kingdom - For Sale | Car & Classic, £5,000 *Note: Quick s...
www.carandclassic.com
September 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If it’s wrong to love this, then I don’t wanna be right…
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
Can someone ask Ferrari’s designer to stop scribbling all over the designs with a thick black Sharpie? What an utter mess.
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can someone ask Ferrari’s designer to stop scribbling all over the designs with a thick black Sharpie? What an utter mess.
Rare spot of the day outside my house - an Audi A1 Citycarver!
September 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Rare spot of the day outside my house - an Audi A1 Citycarver!
Everyone in the world: “these screens are getting too big in cars, they’re distracting”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Everyone in the world: “these screens are getting too big in cars, they’re distracting”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Reposted by Tim Oldland
We haven’t been this excited about opening a wheel box since that very first Fuchs. Gorgeous Speedline alloy from the Clio Williams going to be making a display unit for @everythingelectric.bsky.social Farnborough on 11/12th Oct. We’ll be next to the Renault stand 😁👍
August 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
We haven’t been this excited about opening a wheel box since that very first Fuchs. Gorgeous Speedline alloy from the Clio Williams going to be making a display unit for @everythingelectric.bsky.social Farnborough on 11/12th Oct. We’ll be next to the Renault stand 😁👍
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).
August 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
August 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search for ‘yellow car’
August 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search for ‘yellow car’
Went to see the War of the Worlds Immersive Experience in London yesterday. If you’re a fan of the Jeff Wayne WOTW it’s a must-do, absolutely brilliant fun. My 12yr old loved it too, VR headsets, actors, music, just great. Not even expensive for London either, £45/ticket. 10/10!
August 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Went to see the War of the Worlds Immersive Experience in London yesterday. If you’re a fan of the Jeff Wayne WOTW it’s a must-do, absolutely brilliant fun. My 12yr old loved it too, VR headsets, actors, music, just great. Not even expensive for London either, £45/ticket. 10/10!
I should really start a Bespoke Chargers BS account, but until then....
July 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I should really start a Bespoke Chargers BS account, but until then....
Cars I didn’t know even existed yet spotted in a car park #326: The Fiat Tipo Cross
July 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Cars I didn’t know even existed yet spotted in a car park #326: The Fiat Tipo Cross