Tim Oldland
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Tim Oldland
@timoldland.bsky.social
Owner of Bespoke Chargers. Design engineer specialising the field of EV infrastructure and also write about cars. “Pompous windbag”
I bought one of these just last week. Heavenly.
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m no mechanical engineer, but I don’t think putting bends in a tube that is designed to take impact from above is a good idea. Oh wait, I am a mechanical engineer. That cage is horseshit.
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
A walkaround of the Encor Series 1.
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Here it is - the Encor Design Series 1.

An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened.

An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bingo. Always the way.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ohhh noooooo

Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Tim’s Monday Motivation:

If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
HOLY SHIT!!! The minifigs! THE FREAKING MINIFIGS!!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
With those wheels and that stance, there’s a tiny hint of Ferrari 400i here…
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Well isn’t that just utter perfection?

Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.

collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Said ‘fast as fuck’ motorbike, yesterday:
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Bruh…
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🤷🏼‍♂️
October 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Warning: May induce brief periods of Impressionism…
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The 2003 Lancia Fulvia Concept. Gorgeous then, gorgeous now.
September 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Can someone ask Ferrari’s designer to stop scribbling all over the designs with a thick black Sharpie? What an utter mess.
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Rare spot of the day outside my house - an Audi A1 Citycarver!
September 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
‘Twas identical to this. If it had been manual I’m sure it would’ve been brilliant, but hampered by the awful auto box it was just a slow turd.
September 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Everyone in the world: “these screens are getting too big in cars, they’re distracting”

Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
See also: my old Mazdaspeed A-Spec 😎
August 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).
August 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Vue does.
August 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I reckon I’ll be okay!

(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
August 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search for ‘yellow car’
August 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM