Jones
geosquirrel.bsky.social
Jones
@geosquirrel.bsky.social
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over and over and over again at work.

"There really is no need to touch literally everybody you walk by when you head out to the bathroom."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Those aren’t the colors human eyes would see.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Sadly, not aliens."
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Shakey shakey
September 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Being talked at for Professional Development as a teacher. They keep telling us to use AI, that it'll make things easier. How long until the inevitable drought gets blamed on everything but this?
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hey guys, you said in the most recent Dear H&J that you think of Beef Day as a failure. I wanted to let you know that for the last year, inspired by you two, I vastly reduced my beef intake. It's actually been so easy and has had a positive effect on my life. thanks, Greens! @hankgreen.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Preparing for the first day of school already even though school got out last week. Thanks for the inspiration, @samreich.bsky.social @gamechangershow.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I do love #inkbox tattoos. I get a half dozen of the same little dragonfly and put a new one on every week so it's in a different spot every time. Looks like it moves on its own over time.
April 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Methinks Kindle has invented time travel...? #kindle #glitch
April 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
July 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
We're here because #p4a2025
we're here because
#p4a2025
we're here because
#p4a2025
February 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social, saw you playing this earlier today. I took a different approach. #agameaboutdiggingahole
February 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?

Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stuck in the bathroom at work after school. Yay.
February 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hey, nice juxtaposition of posts:
February 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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IBS: its only "comfort food" on the way in
February 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oh thank goodness, it's about time!
Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just had a 12-hour workday. Yay, teaching. BUT: It was a really fun Open House and a ton of future students stopped by to play with the stream table and look at the cool crystals I had out. Also, John @neopifex.bsky.social manned the telescope, showing people Jupiter and its moons. So. Tired. But 👍
January 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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nearly twelve years ago, I tweeted “wook it up on googoo.” I no longer hold these beliefs. now I implore us all instead to go outside, finding the nearest vista. get on the ground, feeling the earth’s support, and take a vow to no longer seek answers. as answers can only be evident within siwence
January 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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When Dungeons & Dragons completely packs Madison Square Garden!!! 😭❤️‍🔥
January 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Eventually I will get in the habit of posting here regularly. How is everyone? Enjoying the migration?
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM