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I can still barely believe that PC Gamer let me write about Beyond Citadel as one of my first pieces this year.

Hell of a game and my recommendation needs to be accompanied by a flashing neon warning visible from orbit.
Beyond Citadel is a horny, ultra-violent retro FPS that I want to recommend to everybody and nobody
Smart, tactical shooting hidden under a veneer of unparalleled anime body-dismantling.
www.pcgamer.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQZs... this is what the OU woman's essay is like to me
King of the Hill - David Kalaiki Ali'i's Essay
YouTube video by Ryan Lind
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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There have been some legendary Crusader Kings patch notes over the years, but today's "Cannibals who also enjoy collecting Cranial Trophies will now save the skull of their prisoner after devouring the rest" is certainly up there.
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I can't take Near Future sci-fi seriously cause it always looks exactly like this
October 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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new service allows 3000% increase in your phone calling you fat
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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for the seoul concert!

#callillust #hololive #art
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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massive stream 🌊
#umamusume #ウマ娘
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I simply love this idea that even absolute slop requires crunch somehow. Seriously, is the only value proposition here that there's no actors to pay????
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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bsky staff: "we only ever wanted to build a web protocol, not to moderate a social media platform!"

bsky staff: *actively jumps at every opportunity to make the most batshit moderation decisions imaginable*
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I like Mint's winter outfit
#castellart
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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space station 14 has the most complex bartending system in any game I've ever seen, including games focused on being a bartender, and that job is basically just there for fun
many of the jobs in ss14 are complex enough that you could have a standalone game with just that job's mechanics and it would feel like a full game
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Have to make sure this video is on this website
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The cool thing about having real principles is that you can stand proudly by them even if people who you generally consider to the opposite of yourself might happen to nominally agree with them. If you're contrarian for the sake of being contrarian with your opposition, that's just being reactionary
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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The Horses situation has brought this Epic Games policy to my attention and it might be the most embarassing exception put to print
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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I was scrolling through my memes folder and remembered I made this one
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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why the FUCK would videogames be gender segregated that's soooooo stupid. literaly it's probably the same reason as chess. So the men don't feel bad getting beaten by women.
Kudos for these women for standing up and doing the right thing but they're trying to ban trans women from e-sports now? Absolutely ridiculous.
Women gamers boycott global esports tournament over trans ban
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
www.out.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM