🔞 Captain Garreth
@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
The Shorkwolf of the Seven seas! Furry guy who loves discussing the games industry, but also really big people. You have been warned.
PFP: @odendo.bsky.social
Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social
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PFP: @odendo.bsky.social
Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social
3D Model: juicygatorade.bsky.social
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If they can foam your creamer without a wand they’re a keeper
Don't have a steam wand or a handheld frother to create thick and silky foam for your coffees? No problem! You can still foam your creamer within seconds.
Froth Your Favorite Flavored Coffee Creamer Even If You Don't Have The Proper Tools - The Takeout
www.thetakeout.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If they can foam your creamer without a wand they’re a keeper
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The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
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Advertise your account with one Simpsons i̶m̶a̶g̶e̶ video
January 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons i̶m̶a̶g̶e̶ video
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Always saying this
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Always saying this
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Average civilian take but AI Gen in media is like, "I wanted to use as little time, expend as little resources to creators to make this. BUT PLEASE give me YOUR resources, give me the money YOU spent your time to earn." 🤖
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Average civilian take but AI Gen in media is like, "I wanted to use as little time, expend as little resources to creators to make this. BUT PLEASE give me YOUR resources, give me the money YOU spent your time to earn." 🤖
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I desperately crave to play more fighting games with people. Hell, I'll play the crusty old ones too.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I desperately crave to play more fighting games with people. Hell, I'll play the crusty old ones too.
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As I start to pivot my life away from using tech by big corporations, it becomes clearer to me that the reason people stick with those options is because of convenience.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
As I start to pivot my life away from using tech by big corporations, it becomes clearer to me that the reason people stick with those options is because of convenience.
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Some of the animations I worked on for TimeSplitters Rewind !
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Some of the animations I worked on for TimeSplitters Rewind !
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still blows my mind that you used to be able to rip music from a cd and just put it on your console. they'd kill you if you tried that now
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
still blows my mind that you used to be able to rip music from a cd and just put it on your console. they'd kill you if you tried that now
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me: I want an open world pirate game MMORPG
Ubisoft: what if I let you play as a ship with a stamina bar
Ubisoft: what if I let you play as a ship with a stamina bar
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
me: I want an open world pirate game MMORPG
Ubisoft: what if I let you play as a ship with a stamina bar
Ubisoft: what if I let you play as a ship with a stamina bar
After I run some errands, I'm gonna start streaming this for those who wanna see.
CAPTAIN WAYNE - VACATION DESPERATION IS OFFICIALLY OUT AND AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW!!!!
PLAY MY FREAKING THING AND HAVE FUN!!!
captain-wayne.com
#Captainwayne
PLAY MY FREAKING THING AND HAVE FUN!!!
captain-wayne.com
#Captainwayne
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
After I run some errands, I'm gonna start streaming this for those who wanna see.
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CAPTAIN WAYNE - VACATION DESPERATION IS OFFICIALLY OUT AND AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW!!!!
PLAY MY FREAKING THING AND HAVE FUN!!!
captain-wayne.com
#Captainwayne
PLAY MY FREAKING THING AND HAVE FUN!!!
captain-wayne.com
#Captainwayne
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
CAPTAIN WAYNE - VACATION DESPERATION IS OFFICIALLY OUT AND AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW!!!!
PLAY MY FREAKING THING AND HAVE FUN!!!
captain-wayne.com
#Captainwayne
PLAY MY FREAKING THING AND HAVE FUN!!!
captain-wayne.com
#Captainwayne
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Selling a FFXIV mod for $22 is fucking nuts.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Selling a FFXIV mod for $22 is fucking nuts.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
I'm one of those phony retro game nerds that can tell you a whole bunch about some of the most iconic games in history...
But never played them.
But never played them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm one of those phony retro game nerds that can tell you a whole bunch about some of the most iconic games in history...
But never played them.
But never played them.
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disappointed that "the fat chocobo" on the map at the hideaway in FFXVI is a bar and not you know, a really fat chocobo I could hang out with
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
disappointed that "the fat chocobo" on the map at the hideaway in FFXVI is a bar and not you know, a really fat chocobo I could hang out with
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
The How It's Made narrator could save me
The How It's Made narrator could save me
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
The How It's Made narrator could save me
The How It's Made narrator could save me