🔞 Captain Garreth
@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
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The Shorkwolf of the Seven seas! Furry guy who loves discussing the games industry, but also really big people. You have been warned. PFP: @odendo.bsky.social Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social 3D Model: juicygatorade.bsky.social
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fairless.xyz
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
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mfviewtiful.bsky.social
Tag: Corruption, Mind control
fatkiddeals.com
This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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bsky.typh.zone
reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason
head with the thought "I think you're cool and I'd love to chat and be friends with you" and an arrow pointing to the mouth, which is producing a speech bubble saying *silently interacts with dozens and dozens of your posts*
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kermahillway.bsky.social
Fuck it, Gazlowe eating a sandwich
garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
I think about the 'Manosphere' and how so many masculine health content creators in that space tend to have the most insane perspectives and opinions.

Then I look at this and piece and ponder a bit more.
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again
Still from the movie ET showing a dessicated ET hooked up to medical equipment
garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
A lot of top military people were already using AI on a daily basis for everything. They're just now willing to say it out loud for some reason.

Source: Don't worry about it.
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mightofmerchants.bsky.social
In my spare time, I am working on a mapmaking tool #dnd
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artistncs.bsky.social
Remembering this sonic video I made
garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
Oh yeah, it was your thanksgiving today
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chappelltracker.bsky.social
When I get to level 3-1 in Super Mario Bros 3
dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit
garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
Your captain has an announcement!

I am full of pizza.

That is all.
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inarifox.neocities.org
The Bubsy 4D avatar you wanted for VRChat!
Huge special thanks to @bigsentinel.bsky.social for setting this up all together.
vrchat.com/home/avatar/...
garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
You look so adorable and innocent haha
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juicygatorade.bsky.social
Happy flat fuck Friday! I finally released my gator model! Make and become a flat fuck of your own! Links below!
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blueballsfa.bsky.social
I heard about this "Instant Loss" fetish, am I doing it right?
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jasonrainville.bsky.social
Donatello, The Brain
AD Stephanie Cheung
This was actually the last of the 3 pieces I painted for the TMNT set for which I was VERY happy to contribute to

Donny wasn't one of my favs until now - his single-minded dedication to toiling away in a cluttered space hit pretty close to home

Thread->
garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
I guess I can't get these mods to work, oh we--
(AUDIO)
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timberwind.bsky.social
Hi! Nice to meet you, I'm the faceless technician who's job it is to explain what a nanorobot is to the audience in every movie with a magic nanotech liquid metal character. You might have already met my brother, the guy who explains that EMP stands for electromagnetic pulse.