Garret
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Me, reading any news whatsoever:
a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Me, reading any news whatsoever:
Weak talk from the administration that kept saying they'd "fix" everything on day one.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Weak talk from the administration that kept saying they'd "fix" everything on day one.
Sucks that we are in a place where the city has to reiterate this information, but thanks to republicans here we are.
The City of OKC is committed to serving all people. City employees, including police officers and firefighters, focus on their core responsibilities to provide essential services. City employees do not ask about immigration status when providing City services. This ensures everyone can:
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Sucks that we are in a place where the city has to reiterate this information, but thanks to republicans here we are.
Watching #Unrivaled on HBO and it’s super clear and my AVR is showing Dolby Atmos.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Watching #Unrivaled on HBO and it’s super clear and my AVR is showing Dolby Atmos.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
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Mute is the better option here.
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Mute is the better option here.
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
Americans should leave to avoid some "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws" to come home to "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws"
The State Department issued its "highest Travel Advisory" regarding Venezuela, telling Americans not to travel there and telling citizens currently there to leave due to the "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws"
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Americans should leave to avoid some "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws" to come home to "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws"
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
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Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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So the ICE agent who shot Renee Good is (according to his father) married to an immigrant from the Philippines.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
So the ICE agent who shot Renee Good is (according to his father) married to an immigrant from the Philippines.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
FINALLY
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
FINALLY
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Still so funny
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Still so funny
The Discover tab is cool because it’ll show a post made 8 days ago — which in real time is basically five years ago for as much worth as it brings.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Discover tab is cool because it’ll show a post made 8 days ago — which in real time is basically five years ago for as much worth as it brings.
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My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
Can I get a “hell yeah”
Tesla has proven itself to be fairly resilient to pressure from competition and sales kerfuffles. But not this time.
insideevs.com/news/782155/...
insideevs.com/news/782155/...
Tesla's U.S. Sales Are On Track For A Very Bad 2025
Today on Critical Materials: Tesla's 2025 sales fumble, GM is leading on former Cruise engineers, and China officializes door handle regulations.
insideevs.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can I get a “hell yeah”
LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lord, I see what they have over there and I want that for me.
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
n.pr
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Lord, I see what they have over there and I want that for me.
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
“I am FILLED with Christ’s love!” - Saved (2004)
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“I am FILLED with Christ’s love!” - Saved (2004)
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“R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?”
This is how you know this bitch hasn’t had to deal with healthcare like a normal person in a looong time.
This is how you know this bitch hasn’t had to deal with healthcare like a normal person in a looong time.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?”
This is how you know this bitch hasn’t had to deal with healthcare like a normal person in a looong time.
This is how you know this bitch hasn’t had to deal with healthcare like a normal person in a looong time.
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
The Morning Show had a plot line that was exactly this and I hope it works out the same way in real life.
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Morning Show had a plot line that was exactly this and I hope it works out the same way in real life.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.