Megan
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Megan
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Thirtysomething in the south way into ghosts. Hates Mondays. she/they
Olympic winter sports are scary. Hope everyone on that super-G course today is ok.
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Laura Bush
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Love Letter
Not easy to state the change you made.
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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Van Der Beek dead at 48, leaving his family (SIX kids and a wife) broke because of the evil insurance system THIS fucking hag took a leading role in perpetuating
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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As a senator, McConnell gets to enjoy the best health care that our taxes can buy while denying the same to everyone else
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I hope the snowboarder from China who just wiped out is ok. That was brutal to watch.
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
A new ICE office has just been announced at 1441 Main St. in Columbia, South Carolina. Fuck ICE and fuck the building owners.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Our entire nation praised Kerri Strugg for competing while injured in 1996, then freaked the hell out when Simone Biles left the competition for health reasons a few years ago. No one should be surprised Lindsey Vonn went for it.
Watching everyone get angry at the Olympian who performed with a torn ACL makes sense, objectively. But I feel like I grew up and still constantly do hear stories of pro athletes being praised after performing while horribly injured. I'm not sure why anyone is surprised she'd try.
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
He knows that he could just like…google the lyrics, right? They’re not hidden. They’re not in code. They’re very publicly available.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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man about to invent the greatest science fiction movie ever made "i knew i wanted to do a scary movie on a spaceship with a small number of astronauts"

this is how artists actually talk
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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storytelling is a very elegantly simple kind of magic. all you have to do is take the idea that interests you most and then try to make it both interesting and dramatically compelling for the entirety of the narrative. that's it. that's all you have to do. every good thing you know of did this.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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and ridley scott, one of the greatest artists who ever lived--who fully knows this, by the way, and has commented on it--just goes

"I wanted to make the texas chainsaw massacre of star wars"

because he does not want to control how you see him, he's just telling you something interesting
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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#OtD 8 Feb 1968 the Orangeburg massacre took place in South Carolina when police opened fire on Black SC State students, killing three and wounding 27 after Black student-led protests at a segregated bowling alley shop.workingclasshistory.com/en-gb/collec...
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Oh man, the President is gonna have to fire another pretend intern after that performance
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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January and February should be hibernation months for all of us, everything on pause, let's all sleep instead of plodding through the day being sniffly and cold and angry while doing customer service
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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HELLO 💃

SHARES ARE REALLY APPRECIATED!

MY BIRTHDAY IS TUESDAY SO EVERYTHING COUNTS AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT RIGHT NOW AND IS IMBUED WITH THE LIGHT OF GOOD AND SILLY VIBES ✨️🐺💫

PLEASE ALSO GIVE ME WORK IF YOU GOT SOME WORK THANK U 👁👄👁
It's Thursday and I'm at $20/150 (but really $200) goal for the week. Please, please, please, please share if you can't help. I've tried everything I can to find work or get mutual aid and nothing is working. I have NO safety net.

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February 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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If it’s any comfort, we’re ALL losing our goddamn minds.
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Dissertation-writing-related: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Tournebize playing so good I just stood up and yelled “Viva La France” in the middle of this basketball game.
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This is how you sound rn @schumer.senate.gov
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 AM
It must be so nice to have the kind of insurance and money where you can just go check yourself into the hospital whenever you feel like
Sen. Mitch McConnell checked himself into a local hospital “in an abundance of caution” after experiencing “flu-like symptoms,” a spokesperson said
McConnell hospitalized
Live updates and analysis from POLITICO’s Congress team.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM