Alan B
@gallonofalan.bsky.social
(Bloke\chap)
Irk the purists, it's a right good laugh.
Irk the purists, it's a right good laugh.
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Alan B
@gallonofalan.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Oddities And One Hit Wonders Of The UK Top 40
open.spotify.com
open.spotify.com/playlist/1w6...
88 hrs of hits from 1970 up until about 1999. Novelty songs, strange one-offs, instrumentals, football songs, military bands, TV themes, Christmas songs, collaborations. If it's not there chances are it's not on Spotify. No Jonathan King or Rolf Harris 😬 #totp
88 hrs of hits from 1970 up until about 1999. Novelty songs, strange one-offs, instrumentals, football songs, military bands, TV themes, Christmas songs, collaborations. If it's not there chances are it's not on Spotify. No Jonathan King or Rolf Harris 😬 #totp
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Feb 1970: Silver Plated 'AFTER EIGHT' Mint Holder ad from HENNINGHAM & HOLLIS
(+After Eight Mints)
«Silver Plated 'AFTER EIGHT' Mint Holder»
(+After Eight Mints)
«Silver Plated 'AFTER EIGHT' Mint Holder»
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Feb 1970: Silver Plated 'AFTER EIGHT' Mint Holder ad from HENNINGHAM & HOLLIS
(+After Eight Mints)
«Silver Plated 'AFTER EIGHT' Mint Holder»
(+After Eight Mints)
«Silver Plated 'AFTER EIGHT' Mint Holder»
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Doctors say the operation to remove it didn't go to plan but at least his constipation is cured.
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Doctors say the operation to remove it didn't go to plan but at least his constipation is cured.
Happy first day of spring folks! We get a bank holiday for it tomorrow too!
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Happy first day of spring folks! We get a bank holiday for it tomorrow too!
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Bee: Look at my knees. They’re the best thing ever.
Dog: Hold my bone.
Dog: Hold my bone.
February 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Bee: Look at my knees. They’re the best thing ever.
Dog: Hold my bone.
Dog: Hold my bone.
Scuttered
Baloobas
Elephants (elephants trunk = drunk)
Lashed (and if especially far gone, c**tlashed)
Baloobas
Elephants (elephants trunk = drunk)
Lashed (and if especially far gone, c**tlashed)
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Scuttered
Baloobas
Elephants (elephants trunk = drunk)
Lashed (and if especially far gone, c**tlashed)
Baloobas
Elephants (elephants trunk = drunk)
Lashed (and if especially far gone, c**tlashed)
Nice buttresses. Wait, come back ...
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Nice buttresses. Wait, come back ...
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Bawnnagollopy, Co. Cork. From the Irish 'Bán na gColpaidhe', lea-field of the collops, or grazing lands.
#speirgorm
#speirgorm
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Bawnnagollopy, Co. Cork. From the Irish 'Bán na gColpaidhe', lea-field of the collops, or grazing lands.
#speirgorm
#speirgorm
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A gorgeous addition to your home/haven/cave or general talking point for the coven.
#spéirghorm #Brigid #LáFhéileBríd
#spéirghorm #Brigid #LáFhéileBríd
Brigid is associated with blacksmiths, spring, and cattle, among other things, and stories like blinding herself to repel men's unwanted attention. The three-armed cross here represents both the triple goddess and the trinity. Lá Fhéile Bríde shona daoibh 🌸
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
February 1, 2026 at 10:49 AM
A gorgeous addition to your home/haven/cave or general talking point for the coven.
#spéirghorm #Brigid #LáFhéileBríd
#spéirghorm #Brigid #LáFhéileBríd
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February 1, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
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My fave Kubrick anecdote: David Prowse on acting in A Clockwork Orange:
'So you want me to carry Patrick Magee, who weighs 17Olbs, plus the wheelchair, another 30lbs, so 200lbs, down the stairs & then do a dialogue scene?'
'Yeah, you can do it.'
'I know but your name isn't One Take Kubrick, is it?'
'So you want me to carry Patrick Magee, who weighs 17Olbs, plus the wheelchair, another 30lbs, so 200lbs, down the stairs & then do a dialogue scene?'
'Yeah, you can do it.'
'I know but your name isn't One Take Kubrick, is it?'
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My fave Kubrick anecdote: David Prowse on acting in A Clockwork Orange:
'So you want me to carry Patrick Magee, who weighs 17Olbs, plus the wheelchair, another 30lbs, so 200lbs, down the stairs & then do a dialogue scene?'
'Yeah, you can do it.'
'I know but your name isn't One Take Kubrick, is it?'
'So you want me to carry Patrick Magee, who weighs 17Olbs, plus the wheelchair, another 30lbs, so 200lbs, down the stairs & then do a dialogue scene?'
'Yeah, you can do it.'
'I know but your name isn't One Take Kubrick, is it?'
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I dare you not to laugh like a drain
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I dare you not to laugh like a drain
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Disgusting.
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Och Liz
On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Och Liz
Oi am an anarchoist, roight
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Oi am an anarchoist, roight
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Any shares on my little highlight reel are appreciated
Stuff like this is never gonna get much reach in the mix with all the content and algorithms and whatnot
And I like doing content vids & edits for people too but making shit just because I enjoy making it keeps me going
Stuff like this is never gonna get much reach in the mix with all the content and algorithms and whatnot
And I like doing content vids & edits for people too but making shit just because I enjoy making it keeps me going
Quick little highlight reel for the people
Sinistercinemastudios.art
If you need any of this, I got loads
Sinistercinemastudios.art
If you need any of this, I got loads
January 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Any shares on my little highlight reel are appreciated
Stuff like this is never gonna get much reach in the mix with all the content and algorithms and whatnot
And I like doing content vids & edits for people too but making shit just because I enjoy making it keeps me going
Stuff like this is never gonna get much reach in the mix with all the content and algorithms and whatnot
And I like doing content vids & edits for people too but making shit just because I enjoy making it keeps me going
