Cal
@g0blin-king.bsky.social
goonion organiser, full of whimsy and goblins
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the only game i'm interested in is listening to women
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the only game i'm interested in is listening to women
It wasnt my favourite of these (torn between doom and dishonoured) but hyper light breaker was so good I'm heartbroken how the studio fumbling bad now
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2016, and what you would say your favourite game of 2016 is now, if it differs
(If you need a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
(If you need a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It wasnt my favourite of these (torn between doom and dishonoured) but hyper light breaker was so good I'm heartbroken how the studio fumbling bad now
Me clocking out of the yakubian demon factory
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me clocking out of the yakubian demon factory
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Oh yeah that's right, Australia wants ID verification for most social media platforms in a few days because our government is too pussy to get corporations to enforce their ToS
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Oh yeah that's right, Australia wants ID verification for most social media platforms in a few days because our government is too pussy to get corporations to enforce their ToS
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This is my bidoofdoof he brings me great joy
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is my bidoofdoof he brings me great joy
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Samantha Fulkirky
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Samantha Fulkirky
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There's like 30 plus dril tweets I could pull from this game is rigged
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There's like 30 plus dril tweets I could pull from this game is rigged
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i'm hunting the most dangerous beast of all, the mr.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
i'm hunting the most dangerous beast of all, the mr.
I hate this thing. It should never have existed, it is an affront to all possible deities, Art and Life itself.
Epic games must pay for their many crimes.
Epic games must pay for their many crimes.
LEGO - Fortnite Peely Bone is $45.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/4Ox9kSU #ad
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I hate this thing. It should never have existed, it is an affront to all possible deities, Art and Life itself.
Epic games must pay for their many crimes.
Epic games must pay for their many crimes.
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too lazy to shit gonna have the computer do it
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
too lazy to shit gonna have the computer do it
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i hope iran finds a way to kill spongebob
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i hope iran finds a way to kill spongebob
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it's beginning to jerk a lot like penis
everywhere you cum
everywhere you cum
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it's beginning to jerk a lot like penis
everywhere you cum
everywhere you cum
There's no quirked up white boys anymkre, they're kirking them all up instead
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
There's no quirked up white boys anymkre, they're kirking them all up instead
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I have to feed Hoagie treats like he’s a crocodile. (This was pumpkin pie for dogs from the treat store)
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I have to feed Hoagie treats like he’s a crocodile. (This was pumpkin pie for dogs from the treat store)
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@grok generate a .png of this guy's NFT avatar
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
@grok generate a .png of this guy's NFT avatar
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im ngl "treatler" is a word that reeks of subtle heterosexism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
im ngl "treatler" is a word that reeks of subtle heterosexism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
I am the CIA of jacking off
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I am the CIA of jacking off
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they cask of amontillado'd me at the gloryhole
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
they cask of amontillado'd me at the gloryhole
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mens day advice: men, that sex worker you like does like you back. keep sending her money
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
mens day advice: men, that sex worker you like does like you back. keep sending her money
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”
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November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
the counter offer.....
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the counter offer.....