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Chris Fuhrmeister
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Welcome to Auburn, Comrade Golesh
Soviet National Anthem(With Lyrics)
YouTube video by 4/24 Movement
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November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
We’re so close
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am not comfortable with football players from the year 2010 looking so old fashioned.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pro-Durkin folks say the players love him, but it is clear these receivers will do everything in their power to keep him from getting the job.
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Manifesting a press conference in a few days in which a reporter asks Kenny Dillingham how long it’s going to take him to beat Alabama and he says “60 minutes”
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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me in theory: I can't root for Auburn today, it might--it probably would--mean head coach DJ Durkin

me in practice the moment we look live at Jordan-Hare with Alabama in the building: WAR DAMN EAGLE

CRUSH THEM

WIN

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Watching A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Peppermint Pattie is a toxic piece of shit.
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
EL TATA 🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So long, dillweed
Hugh Freeze fired when
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Chris Fuhrmeister
after his 34th game as Auburn’s head coach — one in which his offense did not score a single touchdown against the second-worst defense in the SEC — Hugh Freeze said he wished he could ask for more patience

Gene Chizik only got 25 games after he won a national championship
Observation: Kentucky 10, Auburn 3
There's not much more to say at this point.
www.auburnobserver.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hugh Freeze fired when
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
John Cohen’s car didn’t start
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I swear Auburn was playing well and in control, like, two minutes ago. How are we down two scores?
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Lmao war eagle
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I would like for Hugh Freeze to be fired too
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
SEC referees made me give into Auburn Persecution Complex and feel sympathy for Hugh Freeze. They should be imprisoned.
October 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Kirby Smart is such a dweeb
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The zoomer-led 90s revival continues
Emeril’s Restaurant Revived by His 22-Year-Old Son? Bam, 3 Stars!
www.nytimes.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“We think we want things, but every desire points to a way of life, a kind of person we long to become. Objects seduce us not with their utility but with their promise of transcendence—status, attention, belonging.”
You're overspending because you lack values
Overconsumption is a spiritual problem, not a money problem. Lessons about desire from "Spirited Away".
open.substack.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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this is basically the aim of every AI company
September 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Last week Ferg was sharpening the knives, and now he’s carving up Brother Hugh like a Thanksgiving turkey
Observations: Texas A&M 16, Auburn 10
The Tigers have had quite a few losses like this under Hugh Freeze. But this one might be the most extreme example of it.
open.substack.com
September 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ok I was wrong, AI is good
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I think Arch needs a new prescription in his Warby Parker glasses
September 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM