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i always wanted a ferret
trying to get laid with my twelve dollar grills, everyone is ignoring me
January 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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what if Worf smoked weed. what if Data smoked weed. what if Gul Dukat smoked weed. what if Captain Archer’s dog smoked weed. what if Seven Of Nine smoked weed. what if Kes smoked weed. what if the Holographic Emergency Doctor smoked weed. what if the whales from Star Trek 4 smoked weed. what if Syb
December 16, 2024 at 4:13 PM
plugged into hvac national championship at the bar. they have a tool that catwoman would use
December 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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nothing better than feeling like that one thing that happened truly did not happen
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
steelen thy resolve
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
>what is a pyre
>how to build pyre
>how to start a fire
>how to cremate
>how to viking funeral
>self improvement tips
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
my dog started humping john cena’s leg after his match today. john looked down at him, gave a whisper of a smile and said “i guess someone can see me now”. he didn’t stop my dog.
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i fell in love with a kei truck (not clickbait) (sfw)
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
just tried to get into my apartment with my work badge. i have had one and half beers.
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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getting a steel polychrome obama on ante 4 and pivoting my entire balatro run to build around it
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This inspired me
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
this is me btw
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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actually the band is called jamiroquai ,and
the guy is jamiroquais monster
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Barist: Robert Frapp?

Robert Fripp: it’s Fripp, actually

Barista, muttering: It’s only a fripp if the milk is steamed but ok
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
help i’m disassociating and two milfs want to fuck me what do i do
September 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
adult baby from roger rabbit hot boxing a mid size sedan
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
lotta good F’s but these are the ones i’ll give
August 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
simply gotta be
August 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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the ai crash has tanked the economy and 9/11 2 has shattered the american psyche. the president has partnered with mr beast to give every household a book of lottery tickets
August 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
plus of having no roommates bc you haven’t put out any applications-
listening to jean-luc ponty records by your lonesome
July 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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im trying to build the mythology with you.
i write the words and give you the vibe,
your mind renders them into image,
you show me what i want to see.

aint that lovely how this all works,
my little projector screen baby,
show me what i dream,
and i’ll praise you until the sun rises.
July 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM