CaddySwampus
@fuckalabama.com
A southerner like you’ve heretofore not seen.
Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon
Formerly in DC/NoVA
Currently your Tampa Bae
Future Twin City Transplant
No TERFs or SWERFs.
Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon
Formerly in DC/NoVA
Currently your Tampa Bae
Future Twin City Transplant
No TERFs or SWERFs.
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I surprised my husband with multiple incredibly thoughtful (and not super expensive) gifts. I listened closely and kept a list of things he both wanted and needed. 10/10 can recommend. Just spend time with your partners! It is not onerous. Notice offhand comments they make like "I wish I had.. etc
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I surprised my husband with multiple incredibly thoughtful (and not super expensive) gifts. I listened closely and kept a list of things he both wanted and needed. 10/10 can recommend. Just spend time with your partners! It is not onerous. Notice offhand comments they make like "I wish I had.. etc
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December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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1. OnlyPosts Feed. Shows posts from the folks you follow; no reposts or replies! HUGELY helpful for high-traffic days like Portfolio Day
2. Pronouns labeler. Shows your pronouns to anyone using the labeler!
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3. Deck.blue. This is how I make clickable hyperlinks + scheduled posts.
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It’s not just unfair to me as a trans woman, it’s unfair to me as a teacher if every single student has a heckler’s veto over every lecture, discussion section, and assignment. The incentive structure you’re creating is for everyone to submit “MAGA” written in crayon and dare me not to give As.
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s not just unfair to me as a trans woman, it’s unfair to me as a teacher if every single student has a heckler’s veto over every lecture, discussion section, and assignment. The incentive structure you’re creating is for everyone to submit “MAGA” written in crayon and dare me not to give As.
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Biases as a trans person aside, I think at some point we need to make a stand simply because Republican affirmative action becoming the norm will make it functionally impossible to teach.
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Biases as a trans person aside, I think at some point we need to make a stand simply because Republican affirmative action becoming the norm will make it functionally impossible to teach.
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The FDA says tight underwear is a medical device if trans people enjoy wearing it.
More on the nonsense from our federal government by @alyssaur.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
More on the nonsense from our federal government by @alyssaur.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
FDA Threatens Companies Selling Binders — Assigned
The FDA sent twelve businesses threatening letters on Tuesday, demanding that they register their chest binders as medical devices with the FDA.
www.assignedmedia.org
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The FDA says tight underwear is a medical device if trans people enjoy wearing it.
More on the nonsense from our federal government by @alyssaur.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
More on the nonsense from our federal government by @alyssaur.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The best part is it's canonically accurate.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The best part is it's canonically accurate.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
10/10
Matt knocked it out of the park. youtu.be/B46rf3QQiew?...
The SEC Awards Nobody Else Will Give
YouTube video by Matt Mitchell
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
10/10
Christmas
then New Years
then THE GREATEST HOLIDAY OF ALL: King Cake Season
then New Years
then THE GREATEST HOLIDAY OF ALL: King Cake Season
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Christmas
then New Years
then THE GREATEST HOLIDAY OF ALL: King Cake Season
then New Years
then THE GREATEST HOLIDAY OF ALL: King Cake Season
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please let the scoring end
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Please let the scoring end
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Bama-Oklahoma died (points 🤮) so Miami-A&M could live (anti-points 😍)
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Bama-Oklahoma died (points 🤮) so Miami-A&M could live (anti-points 😍)
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Mynys Tyryth
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Nick Cave Troll
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Mynys Tyryth
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Oh the Sooners are handling this well.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh the Sooners are handling this well.
Well anyway. Goodnight and roll tide.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Well anyway. Goodnight and roll tide.
To be fair, they can't beat anyone in the playoffs.
Oklahoma still can't beat an SEC team in the playoffs 😎
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
To be fair, they can't beat anyone in the playoffs.
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28, actually! with a long of 30!
Alabama just won a playoff game with 32 yards rushing
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
28, actually! with a long of 30!
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Alabama to Notre Dame
two men in suits and top hats are standing in front of a brick wall
ALT: two men in suits and top hats are standing in front of a brick wall
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Alabama to Notre Dame
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Laura giving DeBoer a rose is funny, but I really feel like we should've had Jesse Palmer lurking for that moment
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Laura giving DeBoer a rose is funny, but I really feel like we should've had Jesse Palmer lurking for that moment
OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED