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February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
“ok, lads - any ideas on how to gain an advantage in this very specialised sport?”
“how about we make our dicks bigger?”
“ok, well if that’s our only option then i guess we’ll have to give it a try”
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims
The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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There were a good few moments there where Stephen was the only person in the world who knew who won The Traitors and the weight of that alone would crush me to death
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i am going to send this to the Tate Modern on behalf of my youngest
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
i think i make that at least five “yourselfs”, but there could’ve been more #TheTraitors #YourselfWatch
January 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM
this season’s Inter kit makes me sad, it’s like a Monster drink can
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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'laser-in on the quicksand at the centre of the ethic'
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
a *triple* ‘yourself’, there #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
“Flirting master of the orchard…now that’s a nickname I’ve not heard in a looooong time…”
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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#TheTraitors Facebook Marketplace:
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
yep
it’s a good job Stephen is fully equipped to deal with this situation #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
One thing to remember with the whole “ooooh, Amanda was a crack detective with years of experience in body language and interrogation” is that she also got pretty much everything wrong, with confiding in a traitor being the absolute chef’s kiss #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
it’s a good job Stephen is fully equipped to deal with this situation #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
ffs, get a turret guys! #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
if Reece gets banished, he may well be the one to ditch the traditional “I’ve had an amazing time here” speech, and go “actually, this was pretty awful, didn’t have a good time at all, see you later” #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
if you ask me to sign an online card please understand that i will absolutely be judging everyone based on their font choices
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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the moment before you tell Inigo Montoya you’re not left-handed either #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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‘I’m not going to tell them I’m a police officer’ says the woman who looks more like a police officer than any other person in the entire world #Traitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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You're on the right show, bbz. #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Atticus 👌🏻
Sappington 👏🏻

Congratulations to all concerned.
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Thursday? Thursday.
January 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM
i don’t remember making this playlist, and no idea why i made it, but i’m glad i did 🏔️
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Merry Geekmas 🧙‍♂️🧌🧝🏻‍♂️
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM