Jenny Landreth
@jennylandreth.bsky.social
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Yeah that is a brilliant callback, I’m so impressed.
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I do, however, enjoy that Noel can barely conceal his disdain for him.
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Withholding his fucking handshake like a prick
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Why is Paul Hollywood such an absolutely charmless twat? #GBBO
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swansonian.bsky.social
Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...
One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.
jennylandreth.bsky.social
Hey Flic, have you got enough responses? Can put this under the nose of my voice artist friend if that would help…
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That applies to most books for me, these days.
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That sounds so up my street why isn’t it in my house already?
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rhodri.biz
“That’s one gone!”, says a dad to me as he drops his son at nursery. “One more to go!” he says, pointing at his daughter sitting in the car. “Just need to get rid of the wife, and I’m sorted!“ he laughs, expecting me to laugh too, but to his surprise I smash him about the head with a ceremonial mace
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A like is nice. A repost might mean one more CD sale… ah go on.
danmud.bsky.social
Reposting this for the weekday people. I'll update the success of this plan so that other DIY musicians/artists can decide whether it might be good for them or not.
danmud.bsky.social
The economics of self-releasing music as physical media, a thread.
My first self-released CD is SEA OTTERS by The Bionics, an album of Not-Quite-Techno made in a very analogue way, and on our Bandcamp page along with 17 back catalogue treats.
thesonsofsilence1.bandcamp.com/music
jennylandreth.bsky.social
Cocktail sticks? At a kids party? Sadly not.
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Ended a few days of really lovely food in style with a triangle of ham sarnie at a 3yo’s birthday party. Soft white bread, butter, folds of thin ham. Crisps on the side. Perfection.
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Surely capitalism wouldn’t treat us like that?
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Cutting the many many instruction tags out of a new T-shirt, thinking I’ve read shorter novels than this.
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gingerjames.bsky.social
That look from Tom! 😆 #CelebrityTraitors
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‘Niko famously ran for London mayor’

That ‘famously’ doing a lot of lifting there…

#CelebrityTraitors
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I’m thinking I probs have a few of those connections on LinkedIn, if that’s a thing that might be useful?
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Well that’s the most boring thing I ever watched and I’ve been to opera.
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‘Visualised podcast’ ie tv programme
#CelebrityTraitors
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First series of The Traitors where the on-set doctor has emergency Mounjaro in their kit bag
#CelebrityTraitors
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The one thing I know about Alan Carr is that he’d be a terrible traitor #CelebrityTraitors
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Tom Daley has come dressed as young Stephen Fry
#CelebrityTraitors
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There’s someone for every age
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‘I don’t like attention’ says person who’s chosen to go on a celebrity tv show
#CelebrityTraitors