Jenny Landreth
@jennylandreth.bsky.social
Everything you’ve come to expect from me
Kate Winslet on the radio talking about her directorial debut, a film written by her son. I am 100% sure it’s the best script she ever read so she had to etc etc. Totally sure.
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Kate Winslet on the radio talking about her directorial debut, a film written by her son. I am 100% sure it’s the best script she ever read so she had to etc etc. Totally sure.
I have the smallest garden, as long as I'm tall, and today I saw blue tits, wrens, a robin, his-n-hers blackbirds, parakeets flew over and one mouse and two squirrels used it as a cut-through. I am THIS FAR from starring on NatureWatch.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have the smallest garden, as long as I'm tall, and today I saw blue tits, wrens, a robin, his-n-hers blackbirds, parakeets flew over and one mouse and two squirrels used it as a cut-through. I am THIS FAR from starring on NatureWatch.
Sunday eves, I swim at Dulwich College Sports club. Tonight I took a moment to look over at the one of the incredible halls of the school, I mean WHAT a building. I thought, if access to all of this can’t knock the cunt out of you, it’s not going to be knocked out. #farage
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sunday eves, I swim at Dulwich College Sports club. Tonight I took a moment to look over at the one of the incredible halls of the school, I mean WHAT a building. I thought, if access to all of this can’t knock the cunt out of you, it’s not going to be knocked out. #farage
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Gourock Lido, Scotland by Martin Parr, 2004
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Gourock Lido, Scotland by Martin Parr, 2004
Flag at half mast at the US Embassy. I mean, that lights a little flame of hope and possibility, eh!
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Flag at half mast at the US Embassy. I mean, that lights a little flame of hope and possibility, eh!
Just had a work zoom with a French man who smoked throughout.
INDOORS.
never been so wildly attracted
INDOORS.
never been so wildly attracted
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just had a work zoom with a French man who smoked throughout.
INDOORS.
never been so wildly attracted
INDOORS.
never been so wildly attracted
How you doing, fellow kids? Im embarrassed for myself if it helps.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
My listening age
Spotify
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December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How you doing, fellow kids? Im embarrassed for myself if it helps.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
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Sarah Vine just called her mobile ‘my telephone’ on the radio. I didn’t think I could hate her more yet here we are.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sarah Vine just called her mobile ‘my telephone’ on the radio. I didn’t think I could hate her more yet here we are.
Actual footage of me dancing
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Actual footage of me dancing
Well, consider me Absolutely Charmed. (Gordon Buchanan on Desert Island Discs, fyi.)
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Well, consider me Absolutely Charmed. (Gordon Buchanan on Desert Island Discs, fyi.)
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So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
Hey thanks neighbour I barely know, for your anecdote about two men masturbating each other in the sauna but please, may I introduce: MY F’IN BOUNDARIES
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey thanks neighbour I barely know, for your anecdote about two men masturbating each other in the sauna but please, may I introduce: MY F’IN BOUNDARIES
Woke at 5.30 to see my elderly almost-blind dog nose to nose with himself in the mirror. #unnerving
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Woke at 5.30 to see my elderly almost-blind dog nose to nose with himself in the mirror. #unnerving
“All that money, and stirring hate is what they choose to do with it. How pathetic”. Brilliant line from @kathyburke.bsky.social’s A Mind of My Own. In the context of Murdoch/Rothmere, but perfect for ‘fill in your preferred billionaire’
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
“All that money, and stirring hate is what they choose to do with it. How pathetic”. Brilliant line from @kathyburke.bsky.social’s A Mind of My Own. In the context of Murdoch/Rothmere, but perfect for ‘fill in your preferred billionaire’
Johnny's so talented and funny, let's all Like and Subscribe
Episode 1 of ‘Being Human’ is available now on You Tube from the link in my bio.
Things start badly at work for Hugh, then carry on quite badly at home too.
Episode 2 drops Thursday 27th November.
If you enjoy Hugh’s quiet spiral, hit Subscribe so you don’t miss it.
Things start badly at work for Hugh, then carry on quite badly at home too.
Episode 2 drops Thursday 27th November.
If you enjoy Hugh’s quiet spiral, hit Subscribe so you don’t miss it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Johnny's so talented and funny, let's all Like and Subscribe
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
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Man calls on tree falling towards his house to land on his house
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Man calls on tree falling towards his house to land on his house
Thoughts served to me at 3.30am:
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Thoughts served to me at 3.30am:
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
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Come and join us at @booksellercrow.bsky.social in Crystal Palace on Thurs 11 Dec with the team from @deserterblog.bsky.social, to launch and celebrate both our new books. I will be interviewed about my #IntoTheGroove book by @clairywoowoo.bsky.social. It will be fun. Please come!
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Come and join us at @booksellercrow.bsky.social in Crystal Palace on Thurs 11 Dec with the team from @deserterblog.bsky.social, to launch and celebrate both our new books. I will be interviewed about my #IntoTheGroove book by @clairywoowoo.bsky.social. It will be fun. Please come!
Woman in the pool changing room saying how she’d done a 10mile run as a break from cleaning her house and I tried to stay neutral but hmmm not sure maybe my face betrayed me
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Woman in the pool changing room saying how she’d done a 10mile run as a break from cleaning her house and I tried to stay neutral but hmmm not sure maybe my face betrayed me
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I can't wait to see how Trump will persuade a Judge to hear a case beyond the deadline where he has to establish his reputation was severely harmed.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I can't wait to see how Trump will persuade a Judge to hear a case beyond the deadline where he has to establish his reputation was severely harmed.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
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For crying out loud @zarahsultana.bsky.social
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
For crying out loud @zarahsultana.bsky.social
Publish Epstein’s emails in a book and call them experimental literature
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Publish Epstein’s emails in a book and call them experimental literature
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Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.