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Jenny Landreth
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Everything you’ve come to expect from me
Kate Winslet on the radio talking about her directorial debut, a film written by her son. I am 100% sure it’s the best script she ever read so she had to etc etc. Totally sure.
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have the smallest garden, as long as I'm tall, and today I saw blue tits, wrens, a robin, his-n-hers blackbirds, parakeets flew over and one mouse and two squirrels used it as a cut-through. I am THIS FAR from starring on NatureWatch.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sunday eves, I swim at Dulwich College Sports club. Tonight I took a moment to look over at the one of the incredible halls of the school, I mean WHAT a building. I thought, if access to all of this can’t knock the cunt out of you, it’s not going to be knocked out. #farage
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Gourock Lido, Scotland by Martin Parr, 2004
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Flag at half mast at the US Embassy. I mean, that lights a little flame of hope and possibility, eh!
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just had a work zoom with a French man who smoked throughout.

INDOORS.

never been so wildly attracted
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
How you doing, fellow kids? Im embarrassed for myself if it helps.
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My listening age
Spotify
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December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sarah Vine just called her mobile ‘my telephone’ on the radio. I didn’t think I could hate her more yet here we are.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Actual footage of me dancing
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Well, consider me Absolutely Charmed. (Gordon Buchanan on Desert Island Discs, fyi.)
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.

It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.

I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Hey thanks neighbour I barely know, for your anecdote about two men masturbating each other in the sauna but please, may I introduce: MY F’IN BOUNDARIES
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Woke at 5.30 to see my elderly almost-blind dog nose to nose with himself in the mirror. #unnerving
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
“All that money, and stirring hate is what they choose to do with it. How pathetic”. Brilliant line from @kathyburke.bsky.social’s A Mind of My Own. In the context of Murdoch/Rothmere, but perfect for ‘fill in your preferred billionaire’
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Johnny's so talented and funny, let's all Like and Subscribe
Episode 1 of ‘Being Human’ is available now on You Tube from the link in my bio.

Things start badly at work for Hugh, then carry on quite badly at home too.

Episode 2 drops Thursday 27th November.

If you enjoy Hugh’s quiet spiral, hit Subscribe so you don’t miss it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Man calls on tree falling towards his house to land on his house
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Thoughts served to me at 3.30am:
1) As a newish listener to The Archers I hope to Jesus they’ve done the menopause already so I don’t have to go through that with them
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Come and join us at @booksellercrow.bsky.social in Crystal Palace on Thurs 11 Dec with the team from @deserterblog.bsky.social, to launch and celebrate both our new books. I will be interviewed about my #IntoTheGroove book by @clairywoowoo.bsky.social. It will be fun. Please come!
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Woman in the pool changing room saying how she’d done a 10mile run as a break from cleaning her house and I tried to stay neutral but hmmm not sure maybe my face betrayed me
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I can't wait to see how Trump will persuade a Judge to hear a case beyond the deadline where he has to establish his reputation was severely harmed.

Harmed so badly that he didn't know the programme existed until more than a year later.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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For crying out loud @zarahsultana.bsky.social
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.

Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Publish Epstein’s emails in a book and call them experimental literature
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM