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🧿 runs with pixy stix | P.p.c.

🧿 expert in manual typewriters

🧿 He/Him/Brisée
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I used to love John Gardner and John Barth but at turning 16 I chose to only read advertising copy.
The late 90s were all about one thing.

Thigh gap.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My favorite childhood toys were assorted homunculi I crafted from Kleenex and rubber bands if you were wondering if I’ve always been this creepy.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods and swim in the river.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tom and Daisy are the best of friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
People love a good tragedy, especially when it happens to others. Gilded Age melodrama but at least she had pretty things, and that nice Frenchman.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
A profession struggling to sustain itself - The Society of Authors
ALCS report on author incomes shows 60% drop in median incomes since 2006
societyofauthors.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Immune System-Ambivalence and Spark Plugs 1979 [Illinois, USA. Punk/New Wave]
https://redd.it/g57hsm
https://youtu.be/6aLzpmJL2ys
Immune System-Ambivalence and Spark Plugs 1979 [Illinois, USA. Punk/New Wave]
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m completely nude above the neck.

Thinking of you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
One of the reasons I like traditional French cuisine, in addition to my love of butter and cream is my virulent hatred of “foodie” culture. The commoditization of pleasure is disgusting, unless you’re paying for a piece of ass you otherwise wouldn’t obtain.
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches

Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent trees I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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one day i hope to have a wing of a bakery named after me
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I thought they were British amphibians; Toad trying to get at Frog’s biscuit and all. Another illusion, shattered, like so much in the past decade.
Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.

“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.

“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM