Tobais
@forvrin.bsky.social
Grudgingly schlepping towards something better. With sore feet
Really enjoyed the latest episode of Star Trek Academy. However, its biggest weakness is that I only know Jay'den and Caleb's names. Its BI-mom, Bye-mom, Nigerian Jem'hadar-Klingon Auntie, The Doctor (Not that one), sexy fins, holographic cinnamon roll, and Future Young Republican Bi-guy.
January 31, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Really enjoyed the latest episode of Star Trek Academy. However, its biggest weakness is that I only know Jay'den and Caleb's names. Its BI-mom, Bye-mom, Nigerian Jem'hadar-Klingon Auntie, The Doctor (Not that one), sexy fins, holographic cinnamon roll, and Future Young Republican Bi-guy.
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When this is over, the entire fortunes of Trump and every member of his cabinet need to be appropriated and distributed to their victims as reparations.
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 AM
When this is over, the entire fortunes of Trump and every member of his cabinet need to be appropriated and distributed to their victims as reparations.
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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History is so educational
Mussolini was captured by Anti-Fascists, shot and his body was brought back to be hung from his feet in the public square.
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
History is so educational
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
anomuse, n. the feeling one gets when one is amused by something, but unablee to share that amusement, particularly when it is because to explain the amusement would be so convoluted, obscure, or ideosyncratic that the explanation would last far beyond the current amused feeling,
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM
anomuse, n. the feeling one gets when one is amused by something, but unablee to share that amusement, particularly when it is because to explain the amusement would be so convoluted, obscure, or ideosyncratic that the explanation would last far beyond the current amused feeling,
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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born to write think pieces about video games... forced to delete them because i'm shy
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
born to write think pieces about video games... forced to delete them because i'm shy
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fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years
Another day in which justice fails to assert itself and feel Kristi Noem to a pack of hungry fighting dogs.
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Another day in which justice fails to assert itself and feel Kristi Noem to a pack of hungry fighting dogs.
In my commute today, I saw both an Audi Turbo with a vanity license plate "T8TRTOT" and a Toyota Camry with deer antlers still on and the back covered in Sanrio stickers and I believe I encountered the same person in two different tax brackets.
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
In my commute today, I saw both an Audi Turbo with a vanity license plate "T8TRTOT" and a Toyota Camry with deer antlers still on and the back covered in Sanrio stickers and I believe I encountered the same person in two different tax brackets.
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This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite
Another day, another injustice against the universe that Stephen Miller has not been blood eagled.
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Another day, another injustice against the universe that Stephen Miller has not been blood eagled.
Just vibe with the fact that despite everything going on, we have created miniature suns to bounce off atom-smooth surfaces to write on elemental silicon to create a world wide interconnected library that is used for cats and porn.
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Just vibe with the fact that despite everything going on, we have created miniature suns to bounce off atom-smooth surfaces to write on elemental silicon to create a world wide interconnected library that is used for cats and porn.
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
Wild to me that 5 miles down the road is under water yet here I am, dewt dewtin' and straight shootin', having to log on to work anyway.
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wild to me that 5 miles down the road is under water yet here I am, dewt dewtin' and straight shootin', having to log on to work anyway.
The fuck is up with this asshole's eye?
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The fuck is up with this asshole's eye?
Okay, I've had bluesky for a while now, yet did not have Forbes blocked until just now. How'd that happen?
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Okay, I've had bluesky for a while now, yet did not have Forbes blocked until just now. How'd that happen?
If you start your video essay with a superlative about your subject matter, I have just stopped your video essay. I don't care if you are shaking up the consensus understanding in your subject and opening exciting new avenues of analysis and critique, I'm going to assume you barely passed English.
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you start your video essay with a superlative about your subject matter, I have just stopped your video essay. I don't care if you are shaking up the consensus understanding in your subject and opening exciting new avenues of analysis and critique, I'm going to assume you barely passed English.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel.
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Every picture I see of him it's clear he's shooting for "Thoughtful and engaged" but comes across as "Bored and slightly constipated."
A forthcoming inspector general report finds that had intel shared by Hegseth been intercepted by an adversary, it would have endangered servicemembers, according to a source who viewed the findings. n.pr/3KGzegt
Pentagon watchdog finds Hegseth risked the safety of U.S. forces with use of Signal
A forthcoming inspector general report finds that had intel shared by Hegseth been intercepted by an adversary, it would have endangered servicemembers, according to a source who viewed the findings.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every picture I see of him it's clear he's shooting for "Thoughtful and engaged" but comes across as "Bored and slightly constipated."
why is every obsidian influencer like that?
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
why is every obsidian influencer like that?
Finally laying down and the sound my body just made is 3 parts squeaky floorboards and 2 parts screeching iron gate.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Finally laying down and the sound my body just made is 3 parts squeaky floorboards and 2 parts screeching iron gate.