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@forcemanure.bsky.social
I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
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(Not court ordered like last time)
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@forcemanure.bsky.social
· Jul 20
a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background
Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you
media.tenor.com
I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Camouflage +100
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Camouflage +100
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league
Just what every kid with a guitar dreams of...playing Sublime covers at a golf course wedding.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just what every kid with a guitar dreams of...playing Sublime covers at a golf course wedding.
I left a skeet around here somewhere...you guys see it anywhere? I swear I just had it. Could you guys stand up for a sec while I check the couch cushions? Maybe it rolled under there? Sorry, just gonna skooch by ya. Hmm nooo, seriously, no one has seen it? That sucks, it was a really good one.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I left a skeet around here somewhere...you guys see it anywhere? I swear I just had it. Could you guys stand up for a sec while I check the couch cushions? Maybe it rolled under there? Sorry, just gonna skooch by ya. Hmm nooo, seriously, no one has seen it? That sucks, it was a really good one.
Ai or Protein Supplements bubble bursts first?
Who ya got?
Who ya got?
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ai or Protein Supplements bubble bursts first?
Who ya got?
Who ya got?
Saw a guy buy just a machete the other day.
So many origin stories.
So many origin stories.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Saw a guy buy just a machete the other day.
So many origin stories.
So many origin stories.
Why is James Cameron making the blue fake cat people again....does he know that the characters look like that? Are these the test renders? Pre-viz? They don't actually touch each other and have the dead eyes of Polar Express era Tom Hanks mo-cap. What the actual fuck? Why? What a waste.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why is James Cameron making the blue fake cat people again....does he know that the characters look like that? Are these the test renders? Pre-viz? They don't actually touch each other and have the dead eyes of Polar Express era Tom Hanks mo-cap. What the actual fuck? Why? What a waste.
There was this little window of time where some hipsters I knew were trying to homestead and live off the land in...Wyoming. But they hadn't thought about why the land was so cheap. Come to find out its fucking windy all the time, no breaks at all. Just howling wind and nothing to do. Hilarious.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There was this little window of time where some hipsters I knew were trying to homestead and live off the land in...Wyoming. But they hadn't thought about why the land was so cheap. Come to find out its fucking windy all the time, no breaks at all. Just howling wind and nothing to do. Hilarious.
I used a pick axe to break up a boulder yesterday.
What, in tarnation, has my life become?
What, in tarnation, has my life become?
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I used a pick axe to break up a boulder yesterday.
What, in tarnation, has my life become?
What, in tarnation, has my life become?
🎼I'm not crazy (Institution)
You're the one that's crazy (Institution)
You're driving me crazy (Institution)
They stick me in an institution
And said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect from the enemy, myself🎶
You're the one that's crazy (Institution)
You're driving me crazy (Institution)
They stick me in an institution
And said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect from the enemy, myself🎶
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🎼I'm not crazy (Institution)
You're the one that's crazy (Institution)
You're driving me crazy (Institution)
They stick me in an institution
And said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect from the enemy, myself🎶
You're the one that's crazy (Institution)
You're driving me crazy (Institution)
They stick me in an institution
And said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect from the enemy, myself🎶
Who's ready for the worst game of MNF tonight?! Joe "Hair Plugs Made Me Weird" Buck and CTE's own "IRL Homer Simpson" Troy Aikman are on the call. A scatological Dallas team takes on a truly horrific Las Vegas group of compensated employees in football uniforms. Shrivel from sights TONIGHT!
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Who's ready for the worst game of MNF tonight?! Joe "Hair Plugs Made Me Weird" Buck and CTE's own "IRL Homer Simpson" Troy Aikman are on the call. A scatological Dallas team takes on a truly horrific Las Vegas group of compensated employees in football uniforms. Shrivel from sights TONIGHT!
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
went to pick up friends at the airport and their plane is late. cry for me, this is impossible.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
went to pick up friends at the airport and their plane is late. cry for me, this is impossible.
When your quiet friend gets stealth wasted and decides to stand up and talk gibberish in the middle of the party
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When your quiet friend gets stealth wasted and decides to stand up and talk gibberish in the middle of the party
"Lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes"
⁻ᴼⁿ ᴿᵒᵍᵉʳ ᴳᵒᵒᵈᵉˡˡ
⁻ᴼⁿ ᴿᵒᵍᵉʳ ᴳᵒᵒᵈᵉˡˡ
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes"
⁻ᴼⁿ ᴿᵒᵍᵉʳ ᴳᵒᵒᵈᵉˡˡ
⁻ᴼⁿ ᴿᵒᵍᵉʳ ᴳᵒᵒᵈᵉˡˡ
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Post your favorite star trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Post your favorite star trek character. Wrong answers only.
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you see this, post a bird.
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If you see this, post a bird
Clean your chimney.
(derogatory)
(derogatory)
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Clean your chimney.
(derogatory)
(derogatory)