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hi i’m wes! hangin in there(?)
(he/they, 29, 🏳️⚧️)
(he/they, 29, 🏳️⚧️)
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Alert, alert, we have Muppet Benoit Blanc!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Alert, alert, we have Muppet Benoit Blanc!
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
if it doesn’t snow tonight after they cancelled rehearsal due to (hypothetical) snow i am going to be so mad.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
if it doesn’t snow tonight after they cancelled rehearsal due to (hypothetical) snow i am going to be so mad.
dylan thomas had a fantastic voice
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
dylan thomas had a fantastic voice
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I named my fists Lennon and McCartney because they're gonna leave your face in a jar by the door
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I named my fists Lennon and McCartney because they're gonna leave your face in a jar by the door
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
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"The question was: could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3 year olds who sang beer commercials.”
— Joan Ganz Cooney #BOTD
Happy 96th b'day to the co-founder of Children’s Television Workshop + co-creator of SESAME STREET and THE ELECTRIC COMPANY. #PBS #SesameStreet
— Joan Ganz Cooney #BOTD
Happy 96th b'day to the co-founder of Children’s Television Workshop + co-creator of SESAME STREET and THE ELECTRIC COMPANY. #PBS #SesameStreet
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"The question was: could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3 year olds who sang beer commercials.”
— Joan Ganz Cooney #BOTD
Happy 96th b'day to the co-founder of Children’s Television Workshop + co-creator of SESAME STREET and THE ELECTRIC COMPANY. #PBS #SesameStreet
— Joan Ganz Cooney #BOTD
Happy 96th b'day to the co-founder of Children’s Television Workshop + co-creator of SESAME STREET and THE ELECTRIC COMPANY. #PBS #SesameStreet
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If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
now watching westworld (the movie, not the show, which I have also not seen). if i were visiting a theme park and they kept saying “nothing can go wrong!” in the pre-recorded introduction spiel I would immediately be extremely worried, even disregarding my knowledge of the premise of the film
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
now watching westworld (the movie, not the show, which I have also not seen). if i were visiting a theme park and they kept saying “nothing can go wrong!” in the pre-recorded introduction spiel I would immediately be extremely worried, even disregarding my knowledge of the premise of the film
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(1/2) ACARS Message From: N362NB / NW1063
Message: OH MAN. ALRIGHT I WAS GONNA SAY I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO QUIT SNIFFING GLUE BUT FIGURED THAT WOULD REALLY LOOK BAD IF THE SNOW TOOK ME OFF THE PAVEMENT.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N362NB
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
#acars #
Message: OH MAN. ALRIGHT I WAS GONNA SAY I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO QUIT SNIFFING GLUE BUT FIGURED THAT WOULD REALLY LOOK BAD IF THE SNOW TOOK ME OFF THE PAVEMENT.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N362NB
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
#acars #
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
(1/2) ACARS Message From: N362NB / NW1063
Message: OH MAN. ALRIGHT I WAS GONNA SAY I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO QUIT SNIFFING GLUE BUT FIGURED THAT WOULD REALLY LOOK BAD IF THE SNOW TOOK ME OFF THE PAVEMENT.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N362NB
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
#acars #
Message: OH MAN. ALRIGHT I WAS GONNA SAY I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO QUIT SNIFFING GLUE BUT FIGURED THAT WOULD REALLY LOOK BAD IF THE SNOW TOOK ME OFF THE PAVEMENT.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N362NB
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
#acars #
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
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The Newborn Vampire Has a Doctor, an Aristocrat and a Cowboy Fighting for Her.
My real estate client is a girlfriend-stealing vampire!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Newborn Vampire Has a Doctor, an Aristocrat and a Cowboy Fighting for Her.
jacob’s ladder is just the scene from airplane with the people lining up to beat the woman out of her panic attack, but the people lined up are angels/demons
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
jacob’s ladder is just the scene from airplane with the people lining up to beat the woman out of her panic attack, but the people lined up are angels/demons
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There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
@profanity.accountant I would like to count my swears. thank you.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
@profanity.accountant I would like to count my swears. thank you.
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This is what we log on for.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is what we log on for.
thank you louie zong for informing me of the amasali revival of 2025
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
thank you louie zong for informing me of the amasali revival of 2025
move over, andrew scott, there’s a NEW hot priest in town. andrew scott is also still here though
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
move over, andrew scott, there’s a NEW hot priest in town. andrew scott is also still here though
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