@fliesineyes.bsky.social
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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
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production/geartube but for babies (nothing is different)
January 26, 2026 at 11:23 PM
production/geartube but for babies (nothing is different)
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The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
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i have seen multiple people now make arguments in this vein and it really is baffling, like they genuinely think trump is an aberration to the system and everything will go back to normal in a few years
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
i have seen multiple people now make arguments in this vein and it really is baffling, like they genuinely think trump is an aberration to the system and everything will go back to normal in a few years
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enough time has passed that I feel slightly more ethical in acknowledging the strangest gimmick account I've ever accidentally summoned on here
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
enough time has passed that I feel slightly more ethical in acknowledging the strangest gimmick account I've ever accidentally summoned on here
hungry, hungry, pizza for me
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
hungry, hungry, pizza for me
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I know we shouldn't encourage this sort of thing but I am pretty far down the Pakistani Thanos rabbit hole
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I know we shouldn't encourage this sort of thing but I am pretty far down the Pakistani Thanos rabbit hole
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I ask of you, are you my master?
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I ask of you, are you my master?
how can you hate this man, he's one of the funniest people in the country
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
how can you hate this man, he's one of the funniest people in the country
all you need is kill was pretty cool
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
all you need is kill was pretty cool
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Geez, that'd make him the baddest man in the whole damn town
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Geez, that'd make him the baddest man in the whole damn town
you're telling me leroy brown is badder than old king kong AND meaner than a junk yard dog?
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 AM
you're telling me leroy brown is badder than old king kong AND meaner than a junk yard dog?
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Short of getting caught orchestrating a coup or assassination, this is absolutely the core case of what you expel an ambassador for.
Bessent pushes Albertan independence from Canada: "Albertans are very independent people. There's a rumor they may have a referendum on whether they want to stay in Canada or not. People are talking. People want sovereignty. They want what the US has got."
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Short of getting caught orchestrating a coup or assassination, this is absolutely the core case of what you expel an ambassador for.
imagine having a high enough opinion of jonathan blow that learning about his politics could be upsetting to you
January 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
imagine having a high enough opinion of jonathan blow that learning about his politics could be upsetting to you
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Dude, I can't believe they're giving He-Man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Dude, I can't believe they're giving He-Man pronouns
totally forgot i can pitch all you need is kill to my dad with "it's anime tom cruise" because it literally is
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
totally forgot i can pitch all you need is kill to my dad with "it's anime tom cruise" because it literally is
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every friend group got that one guy that protects the moral integrity of the botanist from murdering someone with a ‘you’re not that guy’, before telling the mad scientist experimenting on children with the protomolecule ‘i am that guy’
July 16, 2023 at 2:23 PM
every friend group got that one guy that protects the moral integrity of the botanist from murdering someone with a ‘you’re not that guy’, before telling the mad scientist experimenting on children with the protomolecule ‘i am that guy’