Flapjack 🥞
@flapjacq.bsky.social
1. Pancake enjoyer
2. Burning it all down
3. Chaos pancake
2. Burning it all down
3. Chaos pancake
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Flapjack 🥞
@flapjacq.bsky.social
· Feb 18
I am starting to need to MAKE the chaos, not just experience it
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I'm not sure that space is a hostile enough environment for AI datacenters. The really out of the box thinkers will plan to put them on the surface of Venus
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm not sure that space is a hostile enough environment for AI datacenters. The really out of the box thinkers will plan to put them on the surface of Venus
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(At tattoo shop) Yes, “MS13” on my knuckles please. Calibri font is fine.
April 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
(At tattoo shop) Yes, “MS13” on my knuckles please. Calibri font is fine.
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instead of joining the breakout room i left the meeting, if you're into bad girls
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
instead of joining the breakout room i left the meeting, if you're into bad girls
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Waiting for some AI cultist who uses Windows to write an inspirational best-seller called "Copilot is my God"
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Waiting for some AI cultist who uses Windows to write an inspirational best-seller called "Copilot is my God"
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If you have PTO, sick days etc TAKE THEM if they don’t rollover. “USE YE ALL OF THOU BENEFITS, BEFORE THY END OF YEAR COMES.” — Corporations 13:33
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you have PTO, sick days etc TAKE THEM if they don’t rollover. “USE YE ALL OF THOU BENEFITS, BEFORE THY END OF YEAR COMES.” — Corporations 13:33
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I feel like if you’re going to waste time and space defending someone for being hot, they should actually be hot
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I feel like if you’re going to waste time and space defending someone for being hot, they should actually be hot
i wish there was a baby aspirin flavored lacroix
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i wish there was a baby aspirin flavored lacroix
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
That's Pantone, Muppet of the Year
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
That's Pantone, Muppet of the Year
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Ttemporary Ssecretary
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ttemporary Ssecretary
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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If you are a chair of a department or supervise grad students, it might be important to collaborate with your colleagues on ways to strategize when a "problem essay" comes down the pike. It's one small way of protecting each other.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you are a chair of a department or supervise grad students, it might be important to collaborate with your colleagues on ways to strategize when a "problem essay" comes down the pike. It's one small way of protecting each other.
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Otis smells like a warm grilled cheese sandwich, further proof I have been infected with toxoplasmosis.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Otis smells like a warm grilled cheese sandwich, further proof I have been infected with toxoplasmosis.
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
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November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
Consider letting me dump gumball machines all over your campus. Students love gum! I will not even charge the university administration very much.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Consider letting me dump gumball machines all over your campus. Students love gum! I will not even charge the university administration very much.
Everyone adopt a crime
I can't even BEGIN to imagine how long it's going to take to UNFUCK everything our behated president has accomplished during his rampant destruction. If it even CAN be unfucked.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Everyone adopt a crime
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it truly fascinates me what peoples “too far, sir!” lines are. maybe if Trump talks enough he’ll eventually personally offend every Republican somehow and there will be a revolt
A top Republican in Indiana, whose daughter has Down Syndrome, just announced he will be voting to block Trump’s gerrymandering after Trump used the R-word to insult people yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
it truly fascinates me what peoples “too far, sir!” lines are. maybe if Trump talks enough he’ll eventually personally offend every Republican somehow and there will be a revolt
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Imagine being yourself one week ago and having a premonition that you'd write this hed and subhed, but not yet knowing why
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Imagine being yourself one week ago and having a premonition that you'd write this hed and subhed, but not yet knowing why
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
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Looking back on my life, I may have been more inspired by Buckaroo Banzai than I realized
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Looking back on my life, I may have been more inspired by Buckaroo Banzai than I realized